Bret Michaels FIRES EVERYONE...haha.

**RaivenVainn** · July 10th, 2005, 07:14 PM

I wonder if Bret's bandana is super glued to his head [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

**deviantdee** · July 10th, 2005, 09:23 PM

I believe Bret has a few, which are alternated
according to Cock-Block Defcon:

1. Defcon 1 [Red for anger] - Cock-blocked by
Rockett
2. Defcon 2 [Amber for frustration] - Cock-blocked
by a non-Rockett band member
3. Defcon 3 [Blue for annoyance] - Cock-blocked
by a roadie/tech
4. Defcon 4 [Green for puzzlement] - Cock-blocked
by a musician from another band
5. Defcon 5 [White for neutral] - Non cock-block
conditions prevail, bring on the hotel toilet!
If its lid is painted by Rockett, toss bandana
down the bowl in a fit of chargin, thus accidently
sending the wig with it, causing the groupie to
die from screams of profound disappointment.

Specials:

6. Defcon 1.5 [Pink for angered bemusement] -
Cock-blocked by a guy purporting to get his kicks
from girls who like flicking their bean, but is
suspected to more into having the little train
plough his brown tunnel

7. Defcon 6 [Bandana replaced by straw hat] -
Cock-blocked by Raggz

8. Defcon 7 [Black with paisley pattern] -
Cock-blocked by gangster rapper.

--

Now here's a thread which could run and run... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

D.

<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ July 10, 2005 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Deviant D ]</font>

**deviantdee** · July 11th, 2005, 03:21 AM

I always thought ol'Rockett was a nice chap - what
with his strenuous efforts to upload moral
standards (PETA, vegatarianism etc.) and artwork,
but then he blew it with his Metal Sludge
diary, bragging that the 40somethings were still
indulging in misogynistic claptrap like - dare I
say it? - cock-blocking.

Rockett, in most entries, bragged about the harlots
most of them would have a poke at in the hotel
toilets... Whether any of them contracted something
which actually blocked their cocks for a couple
of days was never mentioned. [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

D.

**A Katt Named Raggz** · July 11th, 2005, 03:42 AM

The Poison guys are cool...though I think their Highschool mentalities of there so called "If a girl puts on their backstage pass, then they are owned by Poison and they can't go meet any other musicians on the same bill"..LOL...ridiculous.
Rikki is cool but dont' cock-block him...HAHA...I know by witnessing it. There I am with backstage with my girlfriend and Rikki is there signing autographs...two gals come to me and ask me what band I'm in...and my girlfriend and I start chatting with them....Rikki looks over and gives me the DEATH RAY LOOK...like I was in his territory and I should respect him cuz he's a rockstar...like WTF?...HAHAHA!!! But out of all the Poison guys...he has to be the coolest of the bunch.
It's all just too childish the way some of these Hasbeen rockstars act these days.
As for Bobby Dall, I have a beef with him and just want to punch his lights out, but no big deal...lol.

**Ian Rich Rags** · July 11th, 2005, 05:43 AM

Now behave yourselves. And there is always time to flick the bean!

**Johnny B** · July 11th, 2005, 09:03 AM

I'm off in search of a real life, and by the way Glamgirlk, the beans are magic, if you rub them in a certain way they will bring more satisfaction to your life than Bret ever could

AIN'T THAT UNUSUAL (GOO GOO DOLLS)

<font color="#FF0000" size="1">[ July 11, 2005 06:06 AM: Message edited by: Johnny B ]</font>