Finley

[crazy a]

Finley's on the radio
playing the classical.

Finley makes witty remarks
about things. he plays a
piece called "Palindrome",
so titled because it can be
performed forward or backward
and sound the same.
just like Finley's
brother's name:
Bob.
Bob is Bob, forward and
backward.

Finley tells me about the
next program after his,
an opera.

Finley thanks me for tuning in
and encourages me to tune in
every Saturday and Sunday.

Finley wishes Margaret
a happy birthday
from her husband, John.

Finley smacks his lips
and when he talks, it
sounds like there's
too much spit
in his mouth.

I like the music but
I don't like listening to
Finley
very much
and I bet
Bob
feels the same.

[Branflakes]

Rounds up how I feel about some DJ's.

[Branflakes]

*bump*