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    Do they also come with braille text on them?
    a dirty limerick perchance? It would be precious if you had sex, and all of a sudden you burst out in laughing, and she looks at you wondering what happened [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Ok so they can feel it... but if you left it in all day and they was out all night before deciding to get down to the horizontal mambo... don't you think it would be like smacking a water balloon with a blunt stick... either it is going to move or squish (ICK) out and leak? I mean if it doesn't go in any farther then the cervex and in certain positions it is easy to hit that... hmmm last thing you would want a guy to think when he already doesn't think it is it "THAT TIME" is that he poked so hard you're now bleeding.

    Nothing worse then not being told and getting in the shower and it looks like someone did a Harry Carey oh him.

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    i suppose that would be true if you are
    accustomed to a more 'white trash' appeal.
    personally, if i had the idea that i was
    going to have sex... i'd make sure i had
    a new one inserted.

    besides...
    i'm somewhat cynical about males that are
    all gay about having sex on a girls period.

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    Considering how some women get frisky during and right before and after their periods, i can see how it's handy, and thank god for being a man, i'd go crazy having to do all that period stuff.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:


    besides...
    i'm somewhat cynical about males that are
    all gay about having sex on a girls period.
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    Not that it bugs me that it is that time and to have sex during that time... but could you imagine going down... not knowing and slurping up a blood clot and wondering WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!!!

    Or getting in the shower and see blood draining on the nice white floor? AHHHHHHHHHH he is broken quick someone call a Doctor I am going to bleed to death!!

    But if she comes flat out and says...hey it is that time.. I am like ya and... I mean it isn't any messier then chocolate syrup right? LOL

    CYA
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    yeah.. cunnilingus is not quite something you'd want to do when she has her period.
    At least, not with the proper precautions.

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    well... i empathise with what you are saying...
    i suppose that in all fairness it is her obvious
    responsibility to tell you...
    as its only respectful.

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    Er.. does that mean i'm morally bound to warn any woman giving me fellatio when i'm about to come too?
    Aw.. drat.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
    Er.. does that mean i'm morally bound to warn any woman giving me fellatio when i'm about to come too?
    Aw.. drat.
    </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    "DAR SHE BLOWS!! " from some old movie flix I cant remember the name of.. though it does bring a laff as I had someone tell me to warn them when I came. Not before I came. HMMMMMMMMMMM Prolly mean I know but it was a long time ago. :-)

    CYA

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    i think its HIGHLY rude to not speak up when
    you are about to ejaculate while a person is
    blowing you... er.. that is... unless its understood
    that that type of thing is ok.

    i'll assume that no one here knows what its
    like to be on the recieving end of such an
    occurance... but i can tell you... it pisses
    me off.

    [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]

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