10 things

**SHATOUSHKA** · September 4th, 2002, 01:12 PM

i'm a board stealer... do it anyway.

list 10 small things about yourself that
practically no one knows.
(so if you know these before i post them,
consider yourself lucky)

here's mine:

1. i like a bed to be perfectly made before
i lay in it.

2. when i see a stack of things, i stare at
it and try to figure out a better way to
stack the shit. this is especially true of
various papers and books.

3. i hate dust.

4. i hate clowns.

5. i secretly dream that all morons will
spontaneously combust and i will awake to
a better world.

6. i have a hard time saying the word: 'peculiar'
the phonics are exceptionally difficult for me.
i try to say it in place of another word,
just for practice.

7. i wish to live on a boat for 6 months.

8. i save almost everything of insignificant value.

9. i'm ambidextrous...in practically everything.

10. i never buy baked goods at a grocery store
because i fear they don't know how to wrap properly.

TastinGood · September 4th, 2002, 05:21 PM

I knew all but #6 and #10.

#1 I had to learn the hard way.

My list:

1. I hate the money exchange at drive thru windows. That change is so easy to drop.

2. I hate cold weather.

3. When I get a magazine, I like to finish the whole thing at once. I dont like reading bits at a time.

4. I have a neurosis about shirts as far as
the way they fit. Sometimes, unfortunately, I am forced into shirts that I do not like and spend the whole day thinking about how I want out.

5. I really dont like the way hand lotion feels after you put it on.

6. I can say 'peculiar' (I think) but I cannot say 'murder'. You will very rarely EVER hear me utter that word.

7. I absolutely hate walking into a movie theater after its started. Partly due to the darkness and the hassle of finding a seat and also because I HATE missing anything at the beginning of the movie.

8. I cant get a fukkin bra off to save my life. I fumble around more than the *insert bad football team here* on Superbowl Sunday. (Please no jokes about me wearing one...I never have.) I know nobody here knew that. *whistles*

9. I do not like trying on shoes. Or any clothes for that matter. Once in awhile I will do it, however.

10. I was recently pressured into shaving something that I'd never shaved before.

**SHATOUSHKA** · September 4th, 2002, 08:45 PM

TG said: I knew all but #6 and #10.

...liar...

HTF did you know #2 and #7????

**SHATOUSHKA** · September 4th, 2002, 08:54 PM

more things about me:

11. i love the way plastic sounds in movies
like shower curtains or body bags. i just like
the way it sounds...

12. although i prefer styrofoam, i hate the
sound it makes

13. if i tuck something in (rarely)... it has
to be perfectly tucked in. ...perfectly...

14. i simply ADORE putting lotion on. after my
shower, i generally like to take my time about it.

15. i secretly wish i could be massaged at all
times, doing everything... until i die.

16. if something comes in a bag or container
(especially a food/edible product) i only use
95% of it. i never like to use the last bit.

17. i despise being served pickles with my meal.
if the waitperson fails to inform me of the pickle
being there PRIOR to my meal, it comes out of the tip.

18. speaking of restaurants, i prefer my plate
to be removed the MOMENT i'm finished with it.
i do not like to have it sitting there.

19. i hate the pull-out ads in magazines.

20. i do not like socks to be at the ankle or lower. this includes not wearing socks, unless
you are wearing formal shoes.