my 'dream event' test

**SHATOUSHKA** · November 19th, 2002, 03:03 AM

here are my results:

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Kentucky Derby

When it comes to sport, you've got a certain sense of style and a nose for sophisticated competition. It's no wonder your dream event is the Kentucky Derby. There's a discipline you appreciate in the majestic animals that race Churchill Downs' 1.25 miles in about two minutes time for the pretty purse of a cool mil. You also probably appreciate the Derby's nostalgia ? there's a reason this race is the oldest competition to run uninterrupted since its beginnings in 1875.

And if it isn't entertaining enough for you to watch the derby-goers parade around, trying to one-up each other's racing day hats, maybe you'll end up routing for the same odds-on favorites as Hollywood's high-profile racing set like Puffy, Francis Ford Coppola, and Dennis Hopper. But really, it doesn't matter if you win or lose (who are we kidding? Winning is always better), it's being in the third-level, box seats cheering on famous three-year-old thoroughbreds that makes traveling to Churchill Downs all worthwhile.

Regardless of how you spend your Derby day, you're sure to end up in the winner's circle. After all, the Derby is the place to party and get a good dose of true, down-home, Bluegrass tradition. With the excitement of horse against horse, rider against rider, and trainers' reputations on the line, you're sure to get swept away in the premier event of the horse racing circuit. The smell of fresh-cut grass, the classy look of fashionistas, the competition?there's no doubt you'll fit right in to this crowd.

TastinGood · November 19th, 2002, 03:20 PM

What's Your Dream Event?

jason, your dream event is the DAYTONA 500!

It's the longest, fastest course on the NASCAR circuit. Of course the DAYTONA 500 is your dream event. There's only one place where you can live out your adrenaline-charged, drag-racing fantasies—where precision machines take hairy turns at more than 200 mph, where the difference between first and fifth place is decided by how quickly your pit crew can change a bald tire.

**SHATOUSHKA** · November 19th, 2002, 07:13 PM

you're supposed to click the link and get
the full result, dipshit.... you just got
the half-version.

repost it

TastinGood · November 19th, 2002, 07:34 PM

DAYTONA 500

It's the longest, fastest course on the NASCAR circuit. Of course the DAYTONA 500 is your dream event. There's only one place where you can live out your adrenaline-charged, drag-racing fantasies—where precision machines take hairy turns at more than 200 mph, where the difference between first and fifth place is decided by how quickly your pit crew can change a bald tire.

The DAYTONA 500 is the race that started it all, that accelerated the rise in popularity that makes NASCAR America's No. 1 spectator sport. So don't sit back and wait for the televised event. Pack your bags and get ready for the smell of burned rubber, fried bologna sandwiches, and motor oil. Join the thousands of diehard grandstand fans who already know that auto racing can give you a better rush than bungee jumping and skydiving combined.

Your future has DAYTONA written all over it. It's time for palm trees, beaches, and warm nights in the middle of February. Come on, everybody's doing it. Even Aerosmith entered a car in last year's race. Just put your pedal to the metal and get movin.' You don't want to be late when the checkered flag drops.

**SHATOUSHKA** · November 20th, 2002, 10:41 PM

..... well now the difference is revealed .....

**Beta-Decay** · November 23rd, 2002, 02:16 AM

Super Bowl

It is time to get ROWdy! And you're the fan for the job. The Super Bowl is more than just a championship football game ? it's one of the world's premiere sporting events watched by more than 130 million people. This is America's sport, the real deal. No wonder it's your dream event.

But every year as you tune in with your seven-layer dip and room full of friends, don't you really wish you were somewhere else? Like on the 50-yard line three rows back from the field. Ahh, football. The hot dogs, the hot chocolate, the marauding fans who are so fanatic they'll brave greasy face paint and bare bellies on national television to prove their team allegiance. What you wouldn't give to be there in person?maybe even sporting some paint of your own. Or at least a Styrofoam finger to wave at the other team when they fumble or fail to rush the final two yards for a touchdown.

You can't be timid at the Super Bowl. This is a let-your-hair-down, shake-it-around, and holler kind of crowd. You'll never find a better cross-section of people than in these stands. So keep your people-watching eyes on, pack your seat cushion, and your shades. Who cares who's playing? This January's game is in sunny San Diego, which makes this the Bowl game you don't want to miss in person.

<font color="#6699FF" size="1">[ November 22, 2002 10:18 PM: Message edited by: Beta ]</font>