absurdism

[zelazny]

ooohkay, these are translations, but i couldn't keep them for myself..
*ahem*

"there is a sick gnu standing behind every succesfull man"

"An orange makes a bad fallic symbol"

"in hindsight doubt is a big waste of time"

"never before had the newly born seen such a big peninsula"

"The children were tossed in the ravine in an alfabetical order"

"when i woke up this morning, from strange dreams, i discovered i was lying in bed and that i had changed into franz kafka"

"Well beyond his death the politician remained a mediocre debater"

"To prevent suspician, jaap quickly pasted a price tag on the dead baby"

"his sexual fantasy on road-barriers had become a painfull reality"

"After a while he decided that throwing out the removed arm was the best course of action"

"The groundhog that was nailed to the front door gave him a friendly stare"

"With his first-aid kit ready he sat down and opened his book"

"A nice suicide location, but outside my budget" edward pondered.

"Denn so k?nnen Sie das ultimative Surfvergn?gen und hochwertigen Telefon-Komfort Monat f?r Monat noch g?nstiger nutzen!!" the rabbit roared

"A bridge is the only object you can tie your bike to and on which you can cross water" evert thought impressed, while he drowned the rest of the dozen kittens.

"The last time he had a fake leg and i had a different friend"

"One introduction to analytical philosophy doesn't mean it's summer yet"


And for real spoken absurdism, learn dutch.
*bows*

[diluted]

i can understand dutch when people talk to me in it but dont ask me to talk back or read and write it

[Cyalaytr]

ya dont say [img]confused.gif[/img] ???

[zelazny]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by The 4 Horsemen 11:
i can understand dutch when people talk to me in it but dont ask me to talk back or read and write it</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Kick-ass! Now you're gonna go places, uhhuh.
You see? It's easy, just learn dutch!

[zelazny]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#9966eb"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by The 4 Horsemen 11:
i was thinking i should learn it properly im half dutch (my dad is dutch) and all my grandparents on his side and my mums b/f and his family all speak it fluently</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cool! Wat enorm leuk!

[diluted]

i was thinking i should learn it properly im half dutch (my dad is dutch) and all my grandparents on his side and my mums b/f and his family all speak it fluently