things you don't want to hear

[zelazny]

doctor : "Sorry sir, it's incurable, we'll have to remove [insert limb or organ here]"

[SHATOUSHKA]

ahahahahahahah!!! zela!!! that reminded me of that
time you were giving me all those funny little
quips... bah... maybe you will remember:

20) danger! cooling tower meltdown

[GravyTrain]

21) .... (that would be the lack of a number before a post on this thread....ya retards)

[SHATOUSHKA]

list 'em....


1) no cheese

2) HB will be down for some maintenance [img]redface.gif[/img]

3) i'll send someone over to get that fixed... sometime next week

[TastinGood]

4) You have reached ***Alison. Please leave a message after the tone.

[SHATOUSHKA]

i was wondering when someone would comment [img]redface.gif[/img]


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[TastinGood]

22) And it's Ricky Carmichael with the holeshot!

[SHATOUSHKA]

LMMFAO!!!

[Genie!]

hhhhmmm, things you don't want to hear:

1. Sorry, the only way you will EVER be able to get pregnant and have a baby again is if you spend thousands and thousands of dollars on invetro fertilization, and even if you do, there is no guarantee you WILL get pregnant. Have a nice day.

2. The word NO

3. The words, "You CANT"

4. Mistakes from my past thrown up

5. "I TOLD YOU SO"

6. If you would had done it my way

7. Your so stupid

OOOOHHHHH a classic....remember when I said no matter whether you mean it or not when you say things to hurt, the person you said them to might forgive you but they will NEVER forget, here is proof and a good example. This next one is a classic that I STILL remember to this day, my ex husband saying to me only a year after being married and when Tristan was only 6 months old...CLASSIC
8. "WELL, I'm fucking SORRY I HAVE a wife and a kid. (he was yelling that to ME, talking about Tristan and I)

Ok things you don't want to hear NOT associated with ME. Things nobody wants to hear.

9. Hi Mr.Mrs (so-and-so) I'm sorry to be calling/visiting so late but I need to inform you, your son/daughter has been involved in a bad accident due to THEM or someone else being a drunk driver, (or even any accident at all without it being under any intoxication of any kind).

9. I'm sorry, there is no cure.

10. It is inoperable

11. You have a few months to a few years to live

12. We did everything we could

13. As an army wife this one scares the fucking shit outta me. I'm sure any wife/husband of a cop, fireman, soldier, never wants to hear these words:

Hi Ms. ______________ this is the Department of Defense and we are here to let you know your husband was killed in the line of duty.

14. You need to come down to the hospital right now. We can not give any information on the phone, you just need to get here as soon as you can.

15. It meant nothing. (An affair/cheating will ALWAYS mean SOMETHING to SOMEONE).

16. Your son/daughter has been sexually abused/molested

shit....I could come up with these all day long. Let me give other people a chance. Sorry for going on and on.

[Cyalaytr]

Its not you its me...


We can still be friends. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]