I'm Addicted...

[TastinGood]

...to Powerbars. I just finished off my third one today and am thinking about going back for a fourth. They actually help weight loss though...at $1 a pop they make your wallet much lighter. Since I am a fatass I will lose pounds whichever way I can.

HUNGRY!!!!!

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"If Lincoln had thought being the President was such a longshot, we'd have nobody's picture on the one dollar bill" -Arthur Fonzerelli (The Fonz)

[Hannibal]

Those things will make you constapated, and 1 of 3 things will happen.....
1.you give yourself an enema
2.you shit so big it rips your butt to peices
3.you go to hospital, they give you enema

So I've heard, but hey, EAT UP!
*maybe your a fat ass cuz your constapated?*

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As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious...

If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I wil write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always, I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.

[SHATOUSHKA]

from what i can remember, jason, you are not fat. but that was about a year ago.

*imagines jason*

and the thought of you eating one of those gross thigns is somewhat funny.

*imagines jason eating a powerbar*

of course, the thought of you posting on such is even more endearing.

*imagines this and simply sighs*

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