Handbags at Dawn Ladies And Gentlemen?

[DonCione]

It's come to my attention that the amount of petty bickering and nit-picking has reached critical mass and must now implode upon itself.


Hereby i have devised a duel, to take place at the nearest possible dawn wherein all parties involved will clutch their clutches/purses/handbags and through the ancient art of pummelling beat each other senseless merely for everyone elses amusement, rather than to settle any score.


Sign up below to choose your weapon of choice....

we have Gucci, Armani and good old-fashioned granny handbags that come ready equipped with a brick inside..


In the words of a true idiot.... Bring it on.

DonCione

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[Alex]

Can the brick be crushed into little bits, I'm going to need more than one, plus I don't want to hurt anyone anyway.

[DonCione]

Possibly, ill have to check the rule book.


Though i must admit, youre unwillingness to hurt anyone makes me wonder whether you'll stand a chance in the cut-throat world of internet message boards, in my experience its a dog eat dog world and the fact that its all just a pass-time/hobby/good laugh for some people, doesnt stop others treating it like life or death.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont.


Anyway, i suppose we might be able to ban bricks, and moderately pad the handbags sufficiently to make it simply a fight until boredom, rather than the death. Hence the fight shall now rage until one party simply falls asleep through lack of interest, a private ceremony will be held for the winner with punch and pie available.


Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.

DonCione

[Alex]

I vote for inflateable bats.

[DonCione]

Too painless, i want the participants to suffer to the extent that we all have, having endured all the petty bickering.


Besides, you big girls blouse, its only a bloody hand bag,


*despairs*

DonCione

[Alex]

Well, it looks like the sale is over and the store is empty.

Hmmm, maybe I better take Walmarts lead.