From the "News You'd Rather Not Know Department," last night a stooper who apparently works full time as a volunteer neighborhood activist has identified 15 prostitutes "that she knows of" who actually live in Northside. Two of them have full blown AIDS.
According to this (female) activist, customers at the Hamilton Bar see a particular benefit to the hookers who have no teeth.
A blow job from a crack whore can be had for $3-$5, not that I know from experience.
Speaking of crack whores, this activist saw one walking down the street. The crack whore was wanted for missing her court date, so the police were called. As the crack whore walked down the street, the activist requested that some of us escort her to keep track of the crack whore until the police arrived. The crack whore was last seen on Jo Williams and disappeared before the police arrived on the scene.
This stooping thing is a real edumacation, let me tell you.
<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ August 04, 2005 08:51 AM: Message edited by: Captain Whizbang ]</font>