The Never Ending Story (Volume I)

[Emperor Napoleon]

windshield wiper fluid but enjoyed it anyway while out of the blue LanDroid came running naked out of a side alley screaming...

[Raven Soul]

I'm Bill Gates Bitch! When he realized he wasn't, he sat down to ponder...

[Emperor Napoleon]

whether his liberal stance on the issues hadn't contributed to his naked state on the curb. Before he could come to an epiphany Craig came up from behind him and...

[Raven Soul]

pounded his ass like a jack hammer. Afterwards, Craig left with a smile on his face, and Landroid with a....

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[jumper69]

distinctly bow-legged walk. Landroid was purported to be screaming love poems at the top of his lungs when he was.....

[Raven Soul]

hit by a the Oscar Meyer Weiner Car. Twice now, Landroid has been hit unsuspecting by weiners, the irony was not lost on...

[cincygreg]

The all mime marching band who had been sited for playing too loudly just as the whole weiner mobile incident occured. Strangely enough, none of them had much to say until...

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[Emperor Napoleon]

large numbers of their troupe began fainting because JDF came too close. The reason they were passing out had more to do with JDF's...

[Raven Soul]

Corpse, as she had just recently been killed from a falling anvil. As her body was paraded down the street a urge came over trav to....

[jumper69]

look up and see Pina hanging out the window crying "NO" "NO..It was GL I was aiming for"

Laughing hysterically across the street, Cincygreg...