Ok who pulled this out of their *** ?
ID created in 2002 with a total of 6 posts.
This is a highly irrelavant story but had to share.
1:45 fri night and as usual I`m serving at the petro stop outside Greenburg, Indiana and this guy enters, Real shifty lookin, all sweaty,(god knows what he`d been up to) overweight by 25 pounds. And heads straight for the JUNK FOOD. Fat **** !
Comes over to pay for some wierd *** Little debbie pie and some nil cal drink and cracks some lame joke about eating healthy.(like i`ve never heard that)
But I play along and counter, "Thats not healthy, but the Cherry pie is Its got fruit in it"
And I watched as the joke sailed right over his gormless head. He looked at me like I was some kinda moron, Probably one of those dumb *** city dudes.
I really wanted to say "Listen Bud its 1:45 am, I really dont want to be here, But needs must. If your going to drop some lame *** joke on me your gonna get one back.
GIVE ME THE MONEY AND **** OFF
Ok who pulled this out of their *** ?
ID created in 2002 with a total of 6 posts.
I totally resent the implication that if someone has been around a while without flappin' their lips like SOME 2000+ post people, there is something suspicious about them.
Harry, I feel your pain. Some suspicious character comes in to your store at that time of day? I hope you had one hand on the gun under the counter. He was probably looking to blow you for an after hours beer purchase.
<font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">Eeeew.Originally posted by Hope Springs:
He was probably looking to blow you for an after hours beer purchase.
If you saw Harry, you'd know he spent more time with the local farm animals than with his buddies in Greensburg, if in fact he had any.
(For the record, it wasn't after hours.)
<font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">Harry, do you think The Big Sexy would go out bar hoppin' without showering first? Puhleeeze.all sweaty
Someone needs a geography lesson. Plainfield, Indiana, is west and slightly to the south of Indianapolis. Greensburg is south and to the east. They are over an hour apart.
This board is to discuss the important issues that plague Plainfield.
<font color="#000000" size="1">[ May 15, 2006 08:01 AM: Message edited by: The Big Sexy ]</font>
<font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">Eeeew.Originally posted by The Big Sexy:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">Originally posted by Hope Springs:
He was probably looking to blow you for an after hours beer purchase.
If you saw Harry, you'd know he spent more time with the local farm animals than with his buddies in Greensburg, if in fact he had any.
(For the record, it wasn't after hours.)</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">A cow would be a bit smaller.
Stay out my store Freak.
<font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">Eeeew.Originally posted by Harry The Dog:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">Originally posted by The Big Sexy:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">Originally posted by Hope Springs:
He was probably looking to blow you for an after hours beer purchase.
If you saw Harry, you'd know he spent more time with the local farm animals than with his buddies in Greensburg, if in fact he had any.
(For the record, it wasn't after hours.)</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">A cow would be a bit smaller.
Stay out my store Freak.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="4" face="Arial, Times New Roman, Verdana">Your store?
Ha! The only thing you own is that trailer parked down the road.
Oh, and Harry, too bad you don't own a toothbrush. Note that I used the singular form and not "teeth".
Listen Boy, show up again and and i ll introduce you to mr 12 gauge.
Now do the right thing and remove SEXY from ur name,The Big, has a more truthful ring to it.
Now quit pestering me, I got serving to do
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