*taps foot impatiently....arms crossed*

**The Lady Belle** · January 18th, 2002, 10:16 AM

Is everyone lurking and have forgotten how to reply to posts huh??

Tsk Tsk Tsk..for shame people..

If theres nothing interesting here..well post something then!!!..C'mon..its easy.. smile

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**The Lady Belle** · January 18th, 2002, 10:33 AM

ENGLISH MADE SIMPLE

The Eurpoean Commision has just announced an agreement that English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German (the other possibility).

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement, and has accepted a five-year phase-in of new rules which would apply to the language and reclassify it as Euro English. The agreed plan is as follows:

In year 1, the soft 'c' would be replaces by 's'. Sertainly, this would make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be replaced by 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan now have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' is replaced by 'f'. This will reduse 'fotograf' by 20 percent.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterant to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent 'e's in the language is disgrasful and they should eliminat them.

By year 4, peopl wil be reseptiv to lingwistik korektions such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v' (saving mor keyboard spas)

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evriun vil find it ezi to understnd ech ozer...ZE DREM VIL FINALY KUM TRU!!!

*LOL* biggrin

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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying

[This message has been edited by The Lady Belle (edited January 18, 2002).]

**Dr.Evil** · January 19th, 2002, 04:23 PM

I cant decide if your brilliant or a complete loonie -nudge nudge wink wink

Man it's cold here, wanna come warm me up???

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**The Lady Belle** · January 19th, 2002, 04:26 PM

You dont need to ask twice hon..Here place your hands between my legs so my body heat will defrost your fingers..*EG*

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I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying

**Harmony** · January 19th, 2002, 09:40 PM

Well it's getting kinda steamy in here. *closing eyes and backing out slowly and quietly*

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**Harmony** · January 19th, 2002, 09:42 PM

Ok I'm back just for a second. Since people lurk and don't always post we should make up a new rule. Ya can't visit a board just to lurk. Ya have to at least post 1 thing even if it is just to say you stopped by or something.

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**-=Wizard=-** · January 20th, 2002, 05:59 AM

I got Dib's on yer breast's *L biggrin

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**CyborgShaman** · January 20th, 2002, 06:21 AM

I stopped by biggrin

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**~MrChievous~** · January 20th, 2002, 08:35 AM

I will past on any offer for a warm space you on my lady........But I lay clame to all of Mz.C warm spots.......*first in best spot*

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