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November 26th, 2001, 06:11 AM
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~*Mz.Chievous*~ & The Lady Belle
Global Management and securities
In search of a real life corporation
Product of a simple mind
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But if you do insist on copying this product in any way shape or form, please beware that the patented ?COPY STOP?? system developed by the national association U.R Television research engineers will cause sever damage to you computer devices, accompanied by a bright blue and gray flashing and strong acrid odour, which may in turn affect near by house plants and cause discolouration of fine upholstery; in addition you may experience headaches, drowsiness, nausea, sever loss of memory high blood pressure, nose bleeding and the heart break of sheer boredom. Household pets may develop similar symptoms including extreme personality disorders and occasional spontaneous combustion.
We are not kidding about this; unlawful duplication of this product may result in local civil unrest, meteorological disturbances and volcanic eruptions causing the earth to fall out of it planetary orbit and plunge directly into the sun. The management of this product assumes no liability for any of the consequences resulting from your stupid unthinking, greed and careless attempt to deprive them of income
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The following product contains sense; which may offend some viewers. Others may experience mild discomfort as nagging backache, Postnasal drip and delirium. Followed by rapid heartbeat, swelling of the nose, throat, and abdomen and loss of facial hair.
Repeated viewing of this may resort in the loss of one?s body functions. Redistribution of facial features, premature baldness and difficulty in forming simple sentences.
So if you re seriously considering a rewarding and challenging career as a lawn ornament the place is for you
Regards The Management
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I am the voice inside your head
Death Defying
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November 27th, 2001, 02:20 AM
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January 6th, 2002, 05:01 AM
#3
HB Forum Owner
*bump*
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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying
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January 6th, 2002, 07:34 AM
#4
Inactive Member
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January 7th, 2002, 03:07 AM
#5
Inactive Member
I skipped over it. Sorry.
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January 13th, 2002, 05:18 AM
#6
HB Forum Owner
Nope..you all shall be punished...bwahahahaha...bwahahahahaha...:P
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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying
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January 13th, 2002, 08:19 AM
#7
Inactive Member
No please no! No! What ever will you do to us?
(Let me know about 5 minutes beforehand so I can go hide please.)
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January 13th, 2002, 04:40 PM
#8
Inactive Member
Opppppps..............I skip it.............
Do I have special rights to miss it out
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speaks from the dark Corner...........BOO!!
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January 16th, 2002, 02:13 AM
#9
Inactive Member
Well so far we have gotten away with it. No punishment yet. Heheheh
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January 16th, 2002, 11:10 AM
#10
HB Forum Owner
Who said that you havent already been punished??
My sister and I are masters at the art of subtle punishment..You may not feel it or see it coming but we derive great pleasure from dealing it out...bwahahahahaha..
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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying
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