Bored!!

[Dr.Evil]

Oh Shit, I hope that's not a real site *LMAO*

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[The Lady Belle]

*LMAO*..Sarge ya twit!!..I know about windchill..*licky kiss*..

And I dont need to go looking at sites when I can just as well imagine "Oh my god it's huge"..

And Lefty..I dunno if I could trust you dealing..*LOL*..somehow I think your hand would always win..hehehe

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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying

[Lefty]

*Pushing back metal dealer under sleeve*

Damn!

[The Lady Belle]

*looks about*

*tucks an ace into my bra*..

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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying

[The Lady Belle]

MEN

Conclusions:

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with...

Pity the man I really dig the mojo with is a #4..Oh well..*L*

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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying

[This message has been edited by The Lady Belle (edited February 10, 2002).]

[Dr.Evil]

Some day Babe! Some day! *EG*

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[The Lady Belle]

Dr. Evil..Wanna come hide with me under the Porch?

We can play Dr's and nurses..*VE *

And you can show me your special stethoscope..*giggles*

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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying

[Lefty]

So this means I'm nice AND handsome?

*Feeling good about self*

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"Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic."

Buffy 'Vampire Slaying' Summers

[The Lady Belle]

And hetrosexual??..*L*

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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying

[Lefty]

Alas, I guess I'm just God's gift to men.

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"Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?"

Buffy 'Vampire Slaying' Summers