A message from the Management

[cherrysmum]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!.....are you serious?...101 & 143

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ May 26, 2004 09:39 AM: Message edited by: cherrysmum ]</font>

[wildnthewind]

LOL with Cherry.... In that case....146 and 127..hehe [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[The Lady Belle]

OFFICIAL CODE SHEET

It has been brought to the attention of the Management there is extensive use of foul and/or abusive language in the exchange of normal verbal communication during the course of routine activities pertaining to the completion of our day-to-day routine. In order to alleviate this horrendous situation and, at the same time, not impinge on the individual freedom and originality of our workers, the following numbers shall be henceforth uttered in lieu of the catchy phrases listed beside each number.

101 - You got to be shitting me
102 - Get off my fucking back
103 - Beats the shit outa me
104 - What the fuck?
105 - It's so fucking bad, I can't believe it
106 - I hate this fucking place
107 - This place sucks
108 - Fuck you very much
109 - Lovely, just fucking lovely
110 - Beautiful, just fucking beautiful
111 - Fuck, shit, piss
112 - I just got fucked
113 - Big fucking deal
114 - Hang it in your fucking ear
115 - Get bent
116 - Ram it, cram it, and rotate it rapidly to the right
117 - Fan-fucking-tastic/Far-fucking-out
118 - Fuck it, just fuck it
119 - Hot shit
120 - Bitching
121 - Tell someone who gives a shit
122 - Don't get fucking wise
123 - I don't give a fuck
124 - I didn't design the fucking thing, I just installed the Mother Fucker
125 - Kiss my ass
126 - Your ass
127 - It won't fucking work
128 - Fuck off
129 - Go pound sand in your ass
130 - Who called this fucking meeting, anyway?
131 - You are fucked up beyond all repair
132 - Where the fuck is my drink?
133 - Fuck you
134 - Shove this fucking place up your ass
135 - Oh shit
136 - Go fuck yourself
137 - Up yours
138 - Shove it, you son-of-a-bitch
139 - Answer your fucking phone
140 - Answer your own fucking phone
141 - Half-assed, two-bit, mother-fucking son-of-a-bitch
142 - Fuckin' A
143 - What a chickenshit outfit
144 - Cram it up your ass
145 - Eat me
146 - That's un-fucking believable
147 - Your ass sucks canal water
148 - Pardon me - you obviously mistook me for someone who gives a shit
149 - You're stroking my bird (var. choking my chicken, waxing my carrot)
150 - Blow it out your ass


Acronyms:

FUPITA - FUcking Pain In The Ass

SNAFU - Situation Normal All Fucked Up

FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

BOHICA - Bend Over - Here It Comes Again

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ May 26, 2004 12:14 AM: Message edited by: The Lady Belle ]</font>

[The Lady Belle]

108
102

*bows*..hehehe [img]wink.gif[/img]

[TheOneAndOnlyRat]

LB, you are truly FUBAR!

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[cherrysmum]

and 150 to youse guys too...pppffttthhh!!!

[Lefty]

How the H am I gonna remember all this S?

[cherrysmum]

#103

[The Lady Belle]

Rat..103

Lefty..124..lmao

ppsstt..Lefty ya can swear in this place or have you declared a vow of non swearingness?

[Lefty]

Oh yeah, fuck it, I almost forgot. I can't swear on that other one. Where you can't even say Twinkie, without it being censored.