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September 27th, 2001, 12:24 AM
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Senior Hostboard Member
I once had a pet fish. This fish was stupidd! I used to go fishing for him with his pellets of food. I'd drop my line into his little bowl, and every day he'd bite the line, and I'd hook him. But I practice catch and release so he was okay. But he never learned, the whole time I had him.
So one day I caught him, and filleted him, and ate him. And then i got myself a new fish, so far, this one hasn't learned any of the new tricks the old one never learned either.
I think fishsticks are in order.
Stupid fish, he even eats fishsticks!
Silly little fish.
Anyone wanna go fishing?
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As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious...
If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I wil write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always, I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.
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September 27th, 2001, 04:30 AM
#2
Senior Hostboard Member
Eh Hem... Welcome home Clarice.
Have the lambs stopped screaming yet?
I AM Hannibal the Cannibal *in spirit at least, or so it seems*
Thank you for the wine.
It is much appreciated...
*sips away*
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As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious...
If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I wil write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always, I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.
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September 27th, 2001, 03:44 PM
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September 28th, 2001, 01:05 PM
#4
HB Forum Owner
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.
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Hold fast to whats important and never let it go!
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September 29th, 2001, 01:32 PM
#5
Inactive Member
ha! *LOL*
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Embrace Life ~ Live~Laugh~Love
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October 2nd, 2001, 01:41 AM
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October 2nd, 2001, 02:13 PM
#7
Inactive Member
Belle.. how you fish for a shark??? *counts your toes* *LOL*
Yah I wouldn't be swimming there either 
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Embrace Life ~ Live~Laugh~Love
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October 2nd, 2001, 03:34 PM
#8
HB Forum Owner
I did catch a shark once....mud shark....ugliest mother fish i ever did see!
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Hold fast to whats important and never let it go!
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October 4th, 2001, 01:23 PM
#9
HB Forum Owner
Using 150 pound line and steel tracers..and still losing the shark because it breaks my line..again and again..
Largest shark so far..nearly caught..8 foot!!
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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...
Death Defying
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October 4th, 2001, 10:55 PM
#10
Senior Hostboard Member
I dont know about you guys, but i'd hop in the water and wrestle the shark! Like in the movies!!!!! *or maybe that's alligators
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At any rate, it'd be mine!!!! One way or another!
MUAAuUAAhAHAUAHAHAUAH~
*mad doctor cackles*
Who wants to get naked!?!?
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As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious...
If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I wil write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always, I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.
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