things kids say:

[juliet smiles]

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the bathroom when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"


One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a
reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the
children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is
a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped
to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay
like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks. Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you, Honey."
"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues. "Yes, Sweetheart, he did." "And
Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads too?" "Yes, Honey, all of
them, too." The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so
grouchy!




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Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time

[Myra]

OMG -damned near pees herself laffin-

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

[juliet smiles]

loves when I can make people laugh like that.. but damn I hate cleaning up that mess

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Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time

[The Lady Belle]

*rushes in with some Depends for Myra*...*LOL*...*rushes back out again*

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Listen!
I can hear them saying now:
"Be careful of what you wish for."
If only I had listened.
But how was I to know?
Death Defying