Hillary...

[ellanoize]

Hillary Clinton went to her doctor because she was not feeling well.

The doctor explained that she was pregnant again.

She was furious. This would ruin her plans to run for President. Her dreams were ruined. The more she thought about it, the madder she got. She was so mad that she called Bill and began to yell and scream at him, how he had selfishly gotten her pregnant.

She went on and on, finally there was a long pause as she waited for a reply from Bill.

Suddenly, after the long silence, He said, "...Who is this?"

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[Lefty]

LOL! Oh, there'll be jokes for years if she wins. So I hope she does. Who is she running agaisnt anyway? We hardly hear anything about it over here. Maybe people finally lost interest.

[cherrysis]

There's quite a few in the hunt for the primary but my state looks to be favoring Hillary or Obama for Democratic and Giuliani or McCain on the Republican front...

[Lefty]

McCain? That McCain again? Lose the primaries once, shame on you. Lose it twice...

[ellanoize]

I'm dissapointed that I can't find more Hillary jokes.
*muttering* darn google, I'll try metasearch or dogpile

[ellanoize]

Hillary Clinton Commemorative Stamp

The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation.

The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Hillary" postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

*The stamp was manufactured properly.
*There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People were just spitting on the wrong side

[ellanoize]

A man walked into a bar in Louisville, Kentucky and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching TV one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ass!"

The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his Stool and onto the floor.

After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country."

"It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country".

[ellanoize]

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, a bit agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine smiled, snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir!"

[Lefty]

ROFL! I like the Horse Country one. A lot!

[ellanoize]