my trip back to the mountains

[cherrysmum]

had petheads urn seatbelted in the front seat..polly and birdbill were caged..and the back seats were all folded down and I was loaded with more crap than you can imagine...Polly takes a dump in her cage 20 into the trip..but I was smart..throw away pads..20 minutes later she pees...another stop...but the amazing part is there was no traffic on I-95..I figured every snowbird in the south would be traveling..I breezed onto I-26..and stopped just 3 hours from home..I really had Gods angels with me...

[Cherry_pez]

MERCY what a trip!

[ellanoize]

Mum, I have a great song on my Cybercaptains site about I-95, here are the lyrics to this beautiful ballad:

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

by Fred "August" Campbell and the Spur of the Moment Band

[cherrysmum]

hahaha I love that song...sometimes I use those lyrics as I'm driving on I-4....along with hand gestures...hahaha