Hmmmm

[ellanoize]

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America?


I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

[cherrysis]

Those were great ***!!!