joke time

**cherriesmum** · February 13th, 2007, 01:54 AM

Ok..that is when you neuter him..plain and simple..the old Loraina Bobbit Bob...

**cherrysis** · February 13th, 2007, 03:26 AM

OH YEAH... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**ellanoize** · February 15th, 2007, 04:29 AM

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?

You'll know tonight.... he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it---only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".

**cherrysis** · February 15th, 2007, 04:36 AM

ROTF!!!!

**ellanoize** · February 15th, 2007, 04:43 AM

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a $5.00 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"

**cherriesmum** · February 17th, 2007, 08:00 PM

there are two kinds of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

**ellanoize** · February 18th, 2007, 04:55 AM

Thoughts for the day:

If a man says something, and there isn't a woman there to hear it,
Is he still wrong ?

I childproofed my home,
But they are still getting in?

I said No To Drugs
But They didn't listen zakjewiet

**ellanoize** · February 19th, 2007, 03:44 PM

A blind man went to the airport to fly in a small plane and the pilot asked him,? if you're blind, why do you want to fly?"
And the blind man said, he just wanted to have the experience.
So off through the skies they went!
The pilot had a heart attack and passed out and the blind man felt around and found the mike and keyed up and said, "Help, help, I'm a blind man flying upside down in a small plane and the pilot has
passed out!"
A voice came over the speaker that said, "if you are a blind man, how do you know you're upside down?"
The man said, "because crap is running out of my shirt collar!!!!"