Bush and Condi

[Forbidden Passions]

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.


George: Great. Lay it on me.


Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.


George: That's what I want to know.


Condi: That's what I'm telling you.


George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?


Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name.


Condi: Hu.


George: The guy in China.


Condi: Hu.


George: The new leader of China.


Condi: Hu.


George: The main man in China!


Condi: Hu is leading China.


George: Now whaddya' asking me for?


Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.


George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?


Condi: That's the man's name.


George: That's who's name?


Condi: Yes.


George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?


Condi: Yes, sir.


George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.


Condi: That's correct.


George: Then who is in China?


Condi: Yes, sir.


George: Yassir is in China?


Condi: No, sir.


George: Then who is?


Condi: Yes, sir.


George: Yassir?


Condi: No, sir.


George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.


Condi: Kofi?


George: No, thanks.


Condi: You want Kofi?


George: No.


Condi: You don't want Kofi.


George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.


Condi: Yes, sir.


George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.


Condi: Kofi?


George: Milk! Will you please make the call?


Condi: And call who?


George: Who is the guy at the U.N?


Condi: Hu is the guy in China


George: Will you stay out of China?!


Condi: Yes, sir.


George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.


Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

[Cherry_pez]

That's almost as bad as him saying "nucular" weapons. **sigh**

I really can't stand that guy. **shaking head**

[cherrysis]

Sadly this sounds about right!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] too FUNNY!!!