Games: This is a bad idea...

[One Classy Bloke]

Good god, everyone knows how the best game should be, i.e. good graphics, awesome characters, decent PVP skills, etc. Everyone is the world best critic and yada yada yada.

THEREFORE! I propose we design the world worst game. And i'll warn you now, that there is a good chance that i will use all these ideas in one game i will make someday in the future.

[Cataferal]

No frame rate. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[mrwiseman]

Ok, let's see...

- It's rated suitable for all audiences by the American Association of Puritan Parents.
- The controls are: press "Enter" to move forwards in the game. (Sounds like an hentai game! :P)
- Instead of fighting for the world, your sweetheart, or both, you fight for a box of pretzels you don't even mind losing int he first place.
- Everybody dies at the end, including the player, who dies of boredom.
- It has about as many bugs as Internet Explorer.

[Cataferal]

-The game deletes itself after 24 hours, and you have to pay 50p online every day to get it, spending hours after reinstalling it.
-Instead of character development, it'll be character regression, to the point of everyone becoming hopeless retards who hate each other. Instead of saving the world, you've got to make sure you dribble over as much as you can, all the while making the most incoherent sounds possible.
-The difficulty will be sky high, and it gets harder every time you retry until it becomes impossible.
-Images of goatse, tubgirl, and erect penises pop up at random.
-It'll include CATS speaking proper english.

[Hell Knight]

A few hours gameplay only for max money. DOS style graphic, no replay level. If you wanna make dif characters make em with same skills with only name change. Wanted the worst game so here were some ideas. If I have more I'll post em

[Xellos]

I just made the worst game evar: http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/647/untitled3as.jpg

Click the dot.

[Dreamer7000]

Xel, you are truly amazing once again.

And btw, don't forget to include unbearable PC music all during the game. NO option menu.

[Cataferal]

Hehe, nice Xel. I beat it, i hope you keep the same characters for the sequel.

All the way through, the music should be Casino Night Zone from Sonic 3, only played backwards, sped up, distorted, and set on max speaker volume with no option to change it. Plus it'd feature random screaming.

[mrwiseman]

Lol @ Xel, Cata

IRT Cata: the music should be Casino Night Zone from Sonic 3, only played backwards, sped up, distorted, and set on max speaker volume with no option to change it. Plus it'd feature random screaming.

Oh, you mean Sonic Adventure 2's music?

[Cataferal]

Smooth, Wiseman. Yes, so we'll just include the SA2 OST.