-== Granaboard quotes! ==-

[Cataferal]

Xel: Damned Finnish bastad >_<
Hyper: Who's finished?
Xel: -.- No. YourKing is Finnish. From Finland.
Hyper: Ahha! Okay, I knew that, but didn't thought...

[Dreamer7000]

? Mania!

Cav:
??? haha i trademarked the ??
Cav:
pwnd only i can use teh ??? muahaha
Nevan:
Pwned.
Cav:
Pwn? Pwnd? sorry N thats your last pwnd lmao =P
Nevan:
STFU?
Sorry, Cav. :-p
Cav:
NOOOOOOOOOO! haw dare you take ST|=U =P
Nevan:
ST|=U?
$7|=|_|?
Owned.?
Hyper:
ROFL!!?
lol?
^^?
=P? sorry Cav...
crazeee?
Princess?
Mailman? lol
Cata:
Time to put an end to all this...
??
^_^
Nevan:
???
Booyah.?
Wiseman:
IRT Cata: That was very creative.
But I still have ?...
A? The? Is?
That's it, from now on you'll all have to speak Engrish!
Nevan:
Prepare to be sued Wiseman:
??
Cata:
IRT N - I knew someone would try that, but, you cant use teh ? to ? teh ? because its already been ?ed by Cataferal Enterprises?.
IRT Wiseman - No worries, with my incredible typo skills (as exampled above), i should be ok. ^_^
Nevan:
Bah, humbug.?
Wiseman:
PMG, ppl will sue me and I'll have to buy new houses for everyone.
Nevan:
Indeed.?
Cata:
We could make some sort of game out of this...
Wiseman:
"Games" and "fun" are already patented, I guess.
Xel:
Hot Girls?
I'm happy.
Nevan:
Just like Fair and Balanced!
Cata:
They'll just have to be renamed:
Games - Trials of Entertainment?
Fun - Light hearted pleasure?
Fair - Anti-inequality?
Balanced - Jordan, minus the cleavage?
Cav:
Cute Girls? pwnd?
Wiseman:
This is starting to sound politically correct [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Anyways, I'll try to obtain the license of Fun? for personal use so I can have some.
Cav:
lmao for some reason that made me laugh =]
Nevan:
[img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] ?
Cav:
nooooooooo? i always do that!? IRL? =D?
Nevan:
IRT *insert name here*:?
Cata:
a? k? u?
b? l? v?
c? m? w?
d? n? x?
e? o? y?
f? p? z?
g? q?
h? r?
i? s?
j? t?
Alphabet? and Letters? are registered trademarks of Cataferal Enterprises?. If your interested in renting yourself a letter for a day, below are the following charges:
1 letter: ?1
3 letters: ?2
10 letters: ?6
25 letters*: ?13
*Please note that the letter Z is not for sale or rent under any circumstances, and is meant for my private use only.
Cav:
curse you! ... *pays up* .? ,? ?? /? >? <? *? &? ^? %? $? #? @? !? ~? `? -? _? +? =? [? ]? {? }? |? \? 1? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6? 7? 8? 9? 0?
|-|4 |-|4!!

To be continued...

[Xellos]

Miguel: Every time you support Naru, Shini kills a Tama-chan

Please, think of the Tama-chans!

[Xellos]

Dreamer: I met a guy at gunbound
Xel: And you're dating him?

[mrwiseman]

Wiseman: {Posts one of his joke pics}
Pstupid: Not even on 4chan did I ever expect to see E.T.'s penis.

[Cataferal]

OCB: Yea, you never know when those suicidal terrorists are gonna smash through your window and bomb your prized spider plant.

[Nevan]

A friend of mine came up with this:

"Rap spelled backwards is par and par is in golf and golf spelled backwards is flog and flogging someone is violent thus rap is violent."

[Dreamer7000]

Miguel about poetry:

When they want to say it rains, they go like

O golden droples from heaven,
the Earth moves upwards to catch,
and so the sky- oh what the fuck, IT FUCKING RAINS MAN, SAY IT!

ROFL!! ^^

[Nevan]

From May of 2003:

How to begin MTG: Section 1:

Step 1: AIM Nevan Ep.
Step 2: Duck for cover.
Step 3: Run away.


How to begin MTG: Section 2:

Step 1: Get a helmet.
Step 2: Try IMing Nevan EP again.
Step 3: Do what he says.
Step 4: If you skipped step 3, lock all of your doors and windows.


How to begin MTG: Section 3:

Step 1: Begin from step 3 of section 2.
Step 2: Go to your local cardshop with your newly found 'skills' and try playing a little.
Step 3: If you lose, IM Nevan EP. Once again, be prepared to lock all of your doors and windows. Except this time, you may want to buy a baseball bat if you don't have one.


How to begin MTG: Section 4:

Step 1: Begin from step 2 of section 3.
Step 2: If you didn't lose, IM Nevan EP. He will most likely congratulate you on a job well done. If you did lose, don't worry. The step 4 of section 2 and Step 3 of section 3 were only jokes. But seriously, if you do screw up, don't tell him how miserably you failed and dumb moves you made, or you will be in for a big flaming.
Step 3: If you succeeded in these sections, you are ready to go to Brainburst.com, etc. to look at deck articles. Hopefully, under N, zyprx, and Majin's training, you will be able to understand why Fetchlands are good. If you don't you always have Phage and Scaled Wurms to back you up. I mean, pshh, who would want to have a land over a creature that wins if it hits your opponent? Come on, you know you want to use Taunting Elf!

~Author, Spike.

[Xhell]

2 of my favourite quotes i ever read:

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"


Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures??