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[dmvernona]

give my regards to the chef.

[Muddy Love]

I'm gonna go ahead and post this here. The old league board was bumpin' and although unruly it had some great threads. Let us add to one of my favorite lists we've ever created: The Weez Dictionary.

Hey little ones, this is the Weez comin' at cha. Anyway, here is where we post some "Weez" terminology.
Weez- Short for weasel. The aura behind totally bossanova creatures/objects/ideas.

Crusty- cool.

Chillin- relaxing and or getting high.

Grindage- Pertaining to food or eating.

Nug- Getting a piece of ass, or having sex.

Greasy- Smokin' hot or sexy.

Buddy- Friend or amigo.

Petri- a girl.

Blue Jay- a hot girl, but also one can "catch some blue jay", meaning to get a piece of ass.

Betty- a girl.

Beak- a schnoz or nose.

Juicer- meathead or a bloated toolbag.

Toolshed- a group of juicers or one great big juicer.

Little One- sir or ma'am, used mostly when speaking to people you don't know.

Let's further that list fellas.

Flown- absolutely out of your head high.

The Fuzz or Rollers- cops or police

Cren$haw Punch- wine

shag a few- hit golf balls at houses

dirt nap- sleeping facedown in the dirt or sand.

[dmvernona]

ammendment:

dirt nap- sleeping facedown in the dirt or sand, as like a walrus

also:

munch - to eat

buff - cool or sharp

brew - beer

bud/nug (alternate meaning) - weed

[Muddy Love]

Nice additions.

Also:

Ride- skate or bmx behind stores or schools and generally fuck shit up.

Gnar- (this is by popular demand because several people have told me they love it.) To be a fucking filthy, ass pro, butt ugly, river hog. Also see- gnar whale, Gnar Gnar Binks, Chuck Gnar-is, and Chronicles of Gnar-nia.

[dmvernona]

holy shit, what was fucking GNARLY!!!!

[Muddy Love]

Let's look into some linguistic insults:

ButterFace- a real butterface is someone with bad acne or a general greasy, "buttery" appearance.

Cornwalis- a true Cornwalis is a fool who wonders about, in places he really doesn't belong, in hopes to find spare change, lost keys, or drugs on the ground.

Muffin Top- this isn't really an insult, but you can see what's implied here. A muffin top is when a girl squeezes into a tight pair of jeans and her love handles pour over like a "muffin top."

Kife- (apparently not heard of in North Jersey, so here on this list by popular demand) Kife is pussy gone terribly wrong. Its rotten or spoiled cunt.

[Muddy Love]

note to self: When I get a few more of these terms I'm going to rearrange them in a more concise fashion and denote their place of origin.

A few drug related ones:

Pony- cocaine

Girl- coke

Boy- H or smack

Knife Prty- (Knife PARTY)People have been asking me bout this one, and i thought the song clears in up, but here it is for the simple ones. A knife party by nature and definition is simply a party with a few standards.
1) Can't be a sausage fest or a sowing circle, must be unisex.
2) Must be drugs available and the majority of the party goers should be utilizing them.
3) Bring your fucking knife!
Obviously you get wrecked and sit around and cut each other with your knives.

Druqs- drugs, usually of a better quality. Does not include alcohol or shwag or cut the fuck up coke or any other beat ass form of drug.

[Muddy Love]

They're just coming to me today.

Shwag- poor grade weed, bad nugs.

China Town- This is Hurtsville or a world of pain. One can take another down to China Town, which simply means kicking someone's ass.

He's gotta gun- this is a double meaning. First, its a hardcore game in which a gang of people beat on one selected person. Second, this is shouted out when a group of pussies wants to jump a particular person.

[dmvernona]

this is a great thread. we need a web page devoted to keeping track of our weez-tionary. i've created it. here it is:

http://weez-tionary.blogspot.com

[dmvernona]

ok, in the process of finding an ultimate weasel avatar i found this:

http://kino.freepage.de/rudi_rudisen/

wow! translated, this deutsch chap says:

Is Pauly Shore a soccer player, NOPE.

Does the best actor on the entire world separate? Yes, far world.

Pauly Shore is in films as well as stone time junior, son-in-law junior

To see in the Army Now and in son-in-law in the courtoom (JuryDatty).

I still have download a video "little" to that? r you aufgest? bert,

Where "Stony" just will interview, and be laugh is sympathetic to see.

If its the films saw wi then? t its already why it so cool is

loan otherwise k? nnt it you the films once out of the video library and

Wi? t it then.

Does who on Kom? that stand that should the films know (a mu? f? r of each)

There since its Ba.......aff.

If its yet stimulations or w?......?nsche (Pauly Shore concerning) has

Click k? nnt it me that per " " to me send.

Been thanks, there? its on my homepages since (wanted or also ni...icht)

Comes once again past, the side becomes st? ndig updates!


--- some of that's bad translation. an alarming amount isn't. suffices to say back in 98 there was a really dumb fucker in germany that thought pauly was a good actor. i thought it was funny