An old "Band" story...complete with Homo

**Trampis** · February 21st, 2002, 05:00 AM

Thats a fukin harsh story dude,...what did you expect from a gay named..."Page"?

**D-Dogg** · February 21st, 2002, 05:02 AM

Dude, his first name was Page. He was gayer than a three dollar bill.

Classic, classic story. RACK!!

One line was so good, I'm gonna sport it in my sig for a while.

**enolc** · February 21st, 2002, 05:18 AM

LMAO!!!

RACK YOU AS USUAL, FILTH!!

**vitocorleone** · February 21st, 2002, 05:40 AM

So the names were changed to protect YOU filthy?

**Van [down by the river]** · February 21st, 2002, 05:47 AM

That was a perfect story.

Filthy, what everybody's always been saying about you all this time? I get it now. My apologies for taking so long!!

**Headhunter** · February 21st, 2002, 03:14 PM

I had no idea just how close to home I was in the Smack-off. Is this the dog fucker as well?

**Biggie Cohen** · February 21st, 2002, 03:26 PM

RRRAAAAAAKKK!!

"Now you see?...she thinks you're queer too...and she'll tell all of her friends that the drummer for Firstryke is queer"

Oh God, that's funny.

**Filthy McNastie** · February 21st, 2002, 04:42 PM

One of my old buds and I were talking on the phone tonight...and he brought this story up that I had forgot...kinda.

We were in Witchita Falls Texas.

We picked up some bar slut and had taken her back to the Motel room...

Me...our Roadie Kirk...and our Drummer Page had taken her into the room adjoining our room and were pulling a train on her.

Kirk was getting her from behind...she was blowing me...and Page...well...he was kind of just there waiting for his turn.

At Some point he had crawled up on the bed and was kind of sitting next to the girl...I was just concentrating on getting a BJ when I noticed Page was diddling his dick in between two fingers...the sight of my drummer going for it right next to me was a little disturbing...but the chick was going at my knob pretty good...so I just closed my eyes and tried not to think about it.

Then...the Motherfucker started talking.

Only it wasn't the kind you would expect...he kind of went into "Director" mode...TO HER!

It started of innocently enough...

Shit like...

"You like this shit...don't you baby?"

"You're a nasty little slut...aren't you baby?"

I was trying to concentrate...made the mistake of peeking...and he was pretty much whipping off at that point...and started saying...

"Suck that dick bitch...yea...that dick's good isn't it...?...you like that fucking cock...uhhh huhhh...take all that big cock...he's fucking that pussy with that stiff cock...isn't he baby...lick the head bitch..."

I couldn't take it anymore...my pecker was limp as a wet noodle...I looked up and said...

"Dude...do you think maybe you could shut the fuck up for just a little bit?"

He says...

"What?...is my talking bothering you?"

I say...

"Well...yea...it kind of is bothering me...it sounds like YOU want to take her place and suck my cock while Kirk throws you the bone pony up your ass...so yea...could you shut up...and...would you please stop jacking off so close to me...that's bothering me as well"

He says...

"Fuck dude...!...I'm just getting into it!"

Me...

"Yea man...I know...but you're getting into it a little bit to much"

Kirk...

"B's right dude...you sound like a homo...shut up...you're fucking up my boner"

The chick...

"I'm not doing anything with him if he's gay...I don't want to catch anything"

Me...

"Now you see?...she thinks you're queer too...and she'll tell all of her friends that the drummer for Firstryke is queer"

Me...looking at her...

"Me and Kirk aren't queer...so make sure and tell your friends that...OK?"

Her...

"OK...yea...you guys are nice...you want to go back to my apartment?"

Kirk...

"I will!"

Me...

"Nah...it's pretty much over for me...hey you got a couple of bucks so I can walk to the Git-n-go and get a dollar sandwich and some chips?"

Page...

"I'm NOT queer godamnit!"

Me...

"Ummmmmmmmmm...yea...ok dude"

Kirk...

"We know you're not dude...don't sweat it"

Her...

"Let's go...is it Kirk?...ummmmmmm...just you and me if it's cool"

Kirk and the slut cruised...I went out and told everyone what had happened...everyone laughed their asses off...Page was dubbed the band homo from that night on...pretty much to this day.

Funny how 10 minutes can affect your life...dude shouldn't have "Gotten into it" so much...

L8.