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Thread: A prodigal son returns

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    Inactive Member Pogue Mahone's Avatar
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    I just wanna say
    I haven't been away
    I'm still right here
    Where I always was


    Hey gang,

    1) I got promoted to the sales department of my company
    2) My company got bought out by a competitor, which has decentralised our office (this is a good thing. A hectic, busy thing, but a good thing)
    3) We moved. Still in the same town, but we went from a shitbox of a studio to a nice two-bedroom townhouse

    So I've been away for a little while. What did I miss?


    ps- For sending me a box of Australian candies, goodies, and assorted treats, Missjo rules. "Freddo" has ascended into the comedic mythos of our family. Don't ask.

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    Yeah, yeah, yeah...how's my stock doing?

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    Inactive Member Pogue Mahone's Avatar
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
    Yeah, yeah, yeah...how's my stock doing?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hmmm.... how can I put this delicately?

    toilet

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    Yup.

    Me too.

    I thought my stock had just been offered as an IPO.

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    Inactive Member Van [down by the river]'s Avatar
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    ~pssst, Pogue....Unless your former duties involved a broom and a mop being bumped to sales is usually not considered a "promotion"...~

    Pogue!!! Welcome back!!

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    I always snicker when I see a black
    replacement seat on a public toilet.
    Usually, it can only mean 2 things
    have happened:

    1. The monstrous asses that have been
    unloading on the original seat for the
    past 10 years finally snapped it off at
    the base.

    2. The combination of errant piss shots
    and acid-wash shit splashes, deteriorated
    the stem and the whole fucking thing just
    rotted off.


    Oh yeah... and welcome back Pogue forums

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    Welcome back, Pogue.

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    Prodigal son? Oh no. He was missed, and welcomed back with open arms upon his return. You......well, if you comin' back how bout Rackin' the Trolls!

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    Here's pogue trying to sweet talk an old lady into giving up her life savings to buy a ocean-front property in Iowa...go get 'em tiger

    sales

    <font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 27, 2002 08:50 AM: Message edited by: Patty In Modesto ]</font>

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    Inactive Member Bacefelice's Avatar
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    You'll see more references to skin cancer when my name is mentioned.

    Your sudden departure left you with a mythical status as one who stepped away from the computer and went off into the real world. Now you've crushed our spirit and all hope is lost.

    There, there, smackers. I'm sure one day there will be a rainbow.

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