Legal Advice?

[Cuda]

Nice reset, Fester

RACK!

[The Rook]

Hey ADipt!
Don't listen to any of these bleeding heart liberals. Get your ass down to the nearest Academy, suit out in cammo, go borrow a big knife from the Dirty Dude who lives on the mountain, find out where these egomaniac fucks live, sneak up on each one of them, one at a time, and cut their guts out!
You will feel much better. In the meantime take some of the advise in here and sue the shit out of the place! Double your pleasure, double your fun!

[Owen this too]

Rack this thread...I knew you had it in you, Adazed...I begining to belive you are 80's man list material.

It's time for advice. I think you need to hash out your differences with your bouncer brethren.

So hears what you do...

1st...drink a quart of something, something besides Bacardi 151, as you need to remember a lesson in order to learn it.

2nd...go back to the bar and get beligerent to everyone in the bar.

3rd...as the bouncers grab you, tell them that you yourself are a bouncer.

4th....they will then administer a mercy beating: the kind they reserve for friends if they had to take the car-keys away, stop them from feeling some chicks ass, puking on the pool table, etc...and you'll make friends of these bouncers. It'll be an offering from each side as if to say...No Hard Feelings

Trust me....this will work. Forgive and forget.

Or, just go drink a bottle of 151, and that way, you'll just forget.

[Adept]

Yo, that shit will kill you.



I can't drink that anymore! However, since i did anything more than 8 beers makes me black out.

The facts are - i got my ass kicked for no legitimate reason, if you want to get hung up on the trivial details then so be it. However, if i can get another non-biased witness to coborate the knee to the face comment then I will press charges.

[Owen this too]

I really think you ought to let your wounds heal, and learn what you can remember from this.

One things for sure...If I was you, I wouldn't want the defense attorney discovering this thread.

I can just see the judge snickering
bwahahah...CASE DISMISSED![

[Adept]

Why because all of you fucksticks are conceptually impaired.

He isn't going to dismiss my case merely because of the fact that i post on such a degrading forum as this.

Don't flatter yourself.

[R-Jack]

OK this thread has been fun.

We all kind of know now that Inept is a troll. We have heard from a former bouncer and a lawyer who say he has no case. Just about everyone has tore through the holes in his case. The use of the word meatstick. He can't remember the events of the night yet keeps spinning details of night. On top of all this, he is convinced with no support from friends, witnesses, or his own memory, that he can win a court case.

No one, even whomever, is that stupid.

This was a good run troll. Funny shit on this thread.

[Patty In Modesto]

Last!

[Adept]

3 pages about my chin - i fucking rule.

Although I personally can't remember much since sunday i have talked with a number of people who can remember it all (mainly friends thus far), and also talked to the investigation officer and got the bouncers side of the story.

I don't know if the concept of 'learning' is foreign to you R-Jack, but it is not to me.

I'll let you guys know what comes about because of this.

Over and Out (yes i know that is an oxymoron)

[bbqjones]

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this is not an oxymoron.

ma

moron extrordinaire.