Homosexuality

[tbone5544]

Why does it seem that an abnormally large amount of people here are gax? Is that the type of audience you pussies set out to attract?

[Bacefelice]

This forum was established after our previous forum "Members Only" crashed ans we needed a new place to go. The site was named after a tattoo Biggie had around his rectum with the logo of the famed jacket of the same name.

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bison de'Troll:
Why does it seem that an abnormally large amount of people here are gax? Is that the type of audience you pussies set out to attract?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


It attracted you didn't it?

[tbone5544]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bacefelice:
This forum was established after our previous forum "Members Only" crashed ans we needed a new place to go. The site was named after a tattoo Biggie had around his rectum with the logo of the famed jacket of the same name.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for confirming what I already knew....that you were all fags. Much appreciated, ya stupid rump-ranger.

[tbone5544]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by yt1300inHtown:



It attracted you didn't it?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes but i'm one of the few exceptions. Now go hump another thread, ya brain-fried tart.

[Uncle Fester]

Wait'll you see Elgrandee do his "WOW" trick. He paints the letter "W" on each cheek and then grabs his ankles.

For the grand finale, he flips over and spells "MOM."

[girlie-girl]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bison de'Troll:

Thanks for confirming what I already knew....that you were all fags.
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Speak for yourself then bend over and shove your head up your ass to look for your brain again...

[tbone5544]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by girlie-girl:


Speak for yourself then bend over and shove your head up your ass to look for your brain again...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut up you stupid skank.

[ElGRANDPEEHOLE]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Uncle Fester:
Wait'll you see Elgrandee do his "WOW" trick. He paints the letter "W" on each cheek and then grabs his ankles.

For the grand finale, he flips over and spells "MOM."</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aunt Fester,

And when YOU perform that trick, it usually looks like this (wOw!) Sometimes the O shows up red. Depending on how drunk your male lover Chip was the night before. From what you've divulged in the past, he seems to wanna play rough after a night out at the Spitz and Swallows. You're a sick little queen Festering. But hey, look on the bright side. This new Troll could eventually be a notch in your pink speedo. So, I'd suggest being nice to him.

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 11, 2002 05:44 PM: Message edited by: ElGRANDPEEHOLE ]</font>

[Uncle Fester]

El:

Relax, dude, just trying to get a "rise" out of you and obviously it worked.

There was a real guy who used to do what I described in my post. He hung out (literally) in a little bar in Tomahawk, Wisconsin. Nothing gay about him -- he just would get hammered and climb up on the bar to do his "trick." Dude was huge, a 300 pounder. As you can imagine, he caused quite a stir.

I'll give you one guess about his nickname:

Yep, they called him "WOW"


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