I'm getting married

**Ric Jensen** · October 18th, 2001, 09:15 PM

I regret to announce that I will be unable to attend the wedding of my drunken, internet skank cousin. I'm to busy saving the children of the world from rubble death.

In lieu of a traditional gift, I will send four cases of Schlitz.

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My cousin rocks.

**Dinsdale_Piranha** · October 18th, 2001, 09:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Python:
Those WERE arms. I think Perk fell in.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I cannot let this thread continue without a RACK for one of the crown jewels of Py's hall of fame one-liner career.

**Schmecky** · October 18th, 2001, 09:29 PM

Did you get skankomak drunk again or something?

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I get the urge to work out sometimes, but I just drink beer until it goes away.

**Jokey** · October 18th, 2001, 09:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CarlSpackler:
BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

So, Cinder... At which stores will the blushing-bride-to-be be registering for gifts?

Some suggestions:

Bed, Bath, and Beer Between My Yugs
Crate & Barrel of Baggage
Bed, Bath and Beer Belly
Spare Tire Rack
L.L.Has Been
Ho's 'R' Us
Ho? Depot
Nasty GAP
Bier One

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FUKK YOU CARL!!

Here I am experimenting with what booze I can mix with Dr Pepper and you pull that post the exact moment I figure out spiced rum is the worst yet??? Goddamit...it almost went out my freaking nose!

RACK!

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Orginally Posted by DC Smackmaster:slow reactions hadn't kept me alive this long...I wasn't about to go down that easily...surveying the situation I saw my savior...blown to the floor by Jokey's first cheese assault was a 2foot summer salami...I eased over to it, got a firm grip and begun reaming my own ass for all I was worth...I felt the life flow back into my food-fight weary bones...
...the medic had been right...

**CarlSpackler** · October 18th, 2001, 09:53 PM

The lovely bride will also be accepting
gift certificates from the following:

OshKosh B?Gawddammit She's Pregnant
Something Old, Something Pasty
Maternity Works (for me)
Whine & Gubment Cheese
Stretchmarks ?N Things
Skank's Fifth Avenue
Casual Sex Corner
Qwik-E-Divorce
Lord & Trailer
Adultery Barn
Anne Klone II
Old Needy
Witch Hut
K-Y Toys
Sluttica
WhOrvis

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**DC Smackmaster** · October 18th, 2001, 09:59 PM

FUKK!!!

Rack Carl Spackler!!!

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Jokey sees that his delicious food fight has turned into a salad tossing, salami reaming debacle and heads for the door...."Damn freaks" he thinks. Then he stops....."Fukk it...you only live once." Diving behind the cafeteria counter he covers himself in whipped cream and runs like a kamakazee confectionary screaming towards DC and HH screaming "HERE COMES YOUR SWEET THANG!!!". Panic ensues.

**Schmecky** · October 18th, 2001, 10:02 PM

"Skank's Fifth Avenue"?

An all time classic. Funny, funny shit.

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I get the urge to work out sometimes, but I just drink beer until it goes away.