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November 22nd, 2005, 11:37 AM
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CanadianGirl
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elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at
the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out
of the car you scum bags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and
ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load
her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two
with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman
described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair
carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
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November 22nd, 2005, 01:19 PM
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