[img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
so...for show and tell today....
Cody comes into the classroom with the sweetest, smuggest smile on his face.... carrying a white trash bag... i go around the room.... they all take turns ...talking in to the microphone..sharing about their show and tell and i get to COdy..he comes up... and opens his bag..... pulls out this great big...wild turkey wing....hacked off at the shoulder joint...and beams... we talk about it a lil bit...and when i look down..... MAGGOTS are falling out of it... all over the place. All over the counter in my classroom...all over the carpet... spilling out.. is a great description...
EW EW EW
I did... what I do best. I gasped!...and froze.
I literally jumped to the left...and froze *L
Good thing another adult was in the room and created a diversion until I could get my act together...
I just showered...nuff said.... [img]eek.gif[/img]
I worked for a trucking company when I was goin to school.......reminded me of the time the driver was hauling fish guts and maggots got in his sleeper......and all over him..........made my skin crawl.. [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
Oh...YUCK!!!!
That's disgusting *L
I take it for the next show and tell, dear sweet little Cody is going to be stopped and searched before he gets close to your classroom??? *L
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Verdana, Arial">ewwwww... [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] Good idea John!! I had a friend when I was in the boy scouts who dropped somethin' in the out-house at camp and he reached into it to retieve it, after that he was known as "maggot head John" no pun intended.. LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img]Originally posted by JohnUK:
[QB]Oh...YUCK!!!!
I take it for the next show and tell, dear sweet little Cody is going to be stopped and searched before he gets close to your classroom??? *L
Bookmarks