Insults!!

[R@@@nt In E~Minor]

Ok I need insults for a pet project (and no not aimed at me personally or others in here..*G)

(eg. You make me want to fucking hurl!!) etc the more humorous the better...i'm sure with all the tension in here we can come up with some fantastic ones.

[Stoner]

hmmm...

*I wouldn't piss on you if you where on fire*
*i want a picture of you tatooed on my ass... so I can shit out your mouth*

err... well then...

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*A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies*

[Myra]

Yer a mental midget with the iq of a fencpost

Are you always this stupid or is today a special ocassion

yer proof man can live without a brain I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Yours is an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

You're as useless as a pulled tooth!

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Good enuff??




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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

[Sniffer]

you're such a liar that if you told me my face was on fire i'd have to check the mirror to make sure you're telling the truth.

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Sniff.... Sniff.... Do I Smell a sense of humor??

[Më£ïñÐa]

*LMAO* busted condom!!

*thinkin of sum ...i'll be back!!!!

[*Leo the Lioness*]

"if my dawg had your face, i'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards"

[Blanca]

"your mama is so old , her social security number is 1"

"your daddy is so tall, he did a cartwheel and kicked God in the eye"

"your mama is so fat , she jumped up in the air and got stuck"

[LORD HIGH BEAR]

You are so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slaped your mom.

Your mama's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

Your mama's like the village bike, everyone's had a ride.

Your so ghetto, you keep your food stamps in a money clip.

Your so ghetto, you dry your clothes in the microwave.

Your mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck shirt, she looks like a busted condom.

Your mama's so dumb, someone told her it was chilly outside, so she went and got a bowl.


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From the foggy mists of the Medicine Bow Forest.

First member of:
Gangstas of Luv

"politically incorrect, and damn proud!"
-the sandman

[*Leo the Lioness*]

*fuzzles the bear* hey long time no see *G

[Më£ïñÐa]

.....Eat Shit n Die!!
..You aint worth the salt in my tears..

Theres a E-Card place called c-ya.com and it has cards like this:

Compatibility. Two people who communicate, share major likes and dislikes, are motivated by similar goals & philosophies. Stimulated by the same wants & desires and above all, can co-exist in harmony.
Doesn't Sound Like Us Does it?
C-ya

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

I think your a moron...but I mean that in a nice way

00:14:22) Lux Interior : sperm gurgling gutter slut roadkill on crack looking whore..

hmmmmmmm!