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    Angry

    it threw up...

    (oh man, i can't continue.)

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    Wink

    I cant continue to drink like this...
    so she got up off the bathroom floor, and decided to clean the bathtub, thats when she...

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    found the bottle of Absinthe behind the toilet and upon pulling the cork out of the bottle...thus letting the Green Genie out..she sat back in surprise and bumped her head on the toilet bowl causing her to see lil stars that danced and wavered in front of her eyes..

    The Green Genie asked...

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    Sounds of laughter..
    Shades of love...

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    Talking

    ermmmm.........are you ok??

    ......and she said...

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    Of course not you stupid idiot i wish i was a smart as you MORON,....... so of course......

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    Red face

    ...The Green Genie sat on the toilat and flushing it (making his ass all wet)...and with that her first wish came true...with this strange new Power....SHE

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    Dont shit me off !!!
    I have a VooDoo Dolly with your name on it!!

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    dried off his butt?..which made the genie all happy..and said she could have 3 more wishes...She was so happy she....

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    she farted....killing the Green Genie with the gas that came from her butt...*looking around trying to blame it on the...

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    Dont shit me off !!!
    I have a VooDoo Dolly with your name on it!!

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    ...the green butt sniffing Aquatic Troll (a rare breed) that looked a lot like Edward Norton but not really that had just stuck his head out of the toilet.

    skyspsilcross e0

    [This message has been edited by OuTcAsT (edited November 18, 2000).]

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    Who stuck his head out of the toilet bowl to bitch about who's been pissing in his breakfast cereal for the last two weeks..grumbling he reached up with a slimy wet arm and pushed down the flush button...closed the lid and was gone with an echoing "wheeeeeeeeeeee......."

    She was speachless..all that could escape pass her numbed dribbling lips was...

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    Sounds of laughter..
    Shades of love...

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