Once Upon A Time......

**Myra** · August 11th, 2000, 03:26 AM

for his rat that he was wanting to breed with his bird but thought he should see if it was first possible to......

**Më£ïñÐa** · August 11th, 2000, 04:14 AM

aaaaah! fack! i forgot what i was gonna say *slaps head confused

**Sniffer** · August 11th, 2000, 05:31 AM

he casually hung around the tank waiting for his opportunity. when the friend went to pee he dunked his head quickly in the tank. the lobsters, thinking this was the best looking meal they had seen in quite some time, raced towards the dangling dick. the first lobster to make it snapped it off with one quick sanp... the second lobster, though he was too late also made a grab fot it. but ......

**Leo the Lioness** · August 11th, 2000, 06:34 AM

instead wound up grabbing the guy's lower lip, causing him to jerk backwards, screaming in agony, begging for someone to get the lobster off his lip!......coming to his aid was

**erisesoteric** · August 11th, 2000, 07:30 AM

The girl that he had left tied to a bed, and she said....

**Më£ïñÐa** · August 11th, 2000, 10:51 AM

WAIT! Sniffs!..his head was his dick right??
...k

and she said...ha! thats what you get, where's your friend?...she looks around
...and see's him come out the bathroom and says...bullshit!..
....for leaving me tied up....there getting YOUR dick as well..
so she takes a knife and cuts his dick off and throws it in the tank...
feeling relief from her vengence, she went on to.........

[This message has been edited by M?????a (edited August 11, 2000).]

**erisesoteric** · August 11th, 2000, 01:14 PM

Madigascar and lived...

**Sniffer** · August 11th, 2000, 01:40 PM

with an ex-con who had all but 6 inches of his body covered with tattoos. he also had a collection of...

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