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October 26th, 2000, 12:31 PM
#121
HB Forum Owner
licked corned beef out from between her toes..and while Russel Crowe was doing this she daydreamed in a daydream about laying back and reminised about the days when she was handcuffed to a bed..in a house high up on a hill..
This made her feel happy that her life had improved greatly and she now had a huge urge to wrestle midgets in a swimming pool of whipped cream while they fought over a wobbly rubber cucumber which by-the-way looked strangly like the sex aid that she spotted in a dumpster, next to a half eaten hotdog..
Good thing that she pocketed that latex wonder because with all the daydreaming she was doing..she felt like a bit of...
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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...
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October 26th, 2000, 03:09 PM
#122
HB Forum Owner
looked at the man and said...
I'm hungry can i smell yer fingers???
as she was sniffin she....
~*Mz.Chievous*~!!!must you always make me laugh when i dont wanna*L*
*my sides hurt!!
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October 26th, 2000, 09:10 PM
#123
Inactive Member
... clog-dancing while yodling. suddenly a little cat with pink spiked-fur came up and sat in front of her. it began talking to her in a language she didn't understand. after a couple of minutes of the cat making it's speech, it realized she didn't know it's language, and then translated for her into english what it had been saying. it's words was a story with a moral to it and went like ...
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October 27th, 2000, 02:42 PM
#124
Inactive Member
meow meow meow mrreow meow..*hack hack*..purrrrr meow meow mrrreow meow hissssssss...meow?..Oh shit..you humans just dont understand do you?..geez..I said...
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Dont shit me off !!!
I have a VooDoo Dolly with your name on it!!
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October 29th, 2000, 01:24 PM
#125
HB Forum Owner
Geez..I said...My story is about a cat who likes to lick its nuts all the time...he died..The Moral to my story is I have an itch ass..
With this the cat walked off in its jaunty ass up in the air look and the girl was still stupified by the whole sureal scene that just happened that she...
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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...
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October 29th, 2000, 06:34 PM
#126
HB Forum Owner
threw it to the neighbors dog....
the dog sniffed and ..walked away....
and the girl thought..why didnt i smell that....
so she sniffed her pussy and said euu
now i smell it...she then proceded to
[This message has been edited by M?????a (edited November 02, 2000).]
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October 29th, 2000, 10:29 PM
#127
HB Forum Owner
*laffin*
Slap her pussy n tell it it stinks n puts some deoderant on it wich in turn made the pussy growl so.........
*rolls laffin*
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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......
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October 30th, 2000, 12:56 AM
#128
Inactive Member
she took a rolled up news paper, and began beating the pussy.
(heh heh, I made a pun)
Then...
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From the foggy mists of the Medicine Bow Forest.
First member of:
Gangstas of Luv
"politically incorrect, and damn proud!"
-the sandman
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October 30th, 2000, 04:52 PM
#129
HB Forum Owner
*giggles*
it got all frothy at the mouth and started to drool..this made it stink some more so she...
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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...
[This message has been edited by The Lady Belle (edited October 30, 2000).]
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October 31st, 2000, 12:17 AM
#130
HB Forum Owner
said...poor beatin pussy...
so she started to rub it some more..
untill..
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