Far Pit Christmas Toys Now Available - An Exclusive Limited Offer

[Tee Ehn]

Yes, its that time of the year when the crew at the far pit offer toys for you to purchase via cash only. There's more random toys to choose from for that special person in your life and each are stamped somewhere with the far pit logo. The value of these items may rise may fall but most of all we wish you to have the most enjoyable time playing with them. More elegant items will be on display daily and as they come available.

If you have a special request for a past year toy, please list it below.

[Tee Ehn]

Our first item is...

Getaway Gracie

Getaway Gracie comes with her own private plane. If licked and hugged just right she laughs and grins with that cute little smile. Getaway Gracie's body is flexible and can be positioned to drive the plane herself when the pilot is on vacation. This unique doll comes with her own set of keys to the other dolls houses. She also comes with removable & reversible clothes...take her clothes off and flip them over and she changes instantly to the innocent lil Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

Purchase this doll now and your life will never be the same, let her bring surprises and joy to you the rest of your life or for as long as she will last.

Toto and NY boy toy sold separately.

Other items unavailable at this time: Getaway Gracie's Brother, he comes with the Tickle Tee Doll.

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Talking Seashell Surfing Sassie

This is a one of a kind doll. Seashell Surfing Sassie comes with her mouseketeer ears, surfboard and exquisite collection of seashells, she is tanned and ready to go. She is dressed in an adorable shorty short - Tennessee Tee shirt combination with Kiss This written on the ass of her shorts...

Seashell Surfing Sassie has her own convertible for riding the other dolls around and included when purchasing the Seashell Surfing Sassie you will get a free ticket to Disney World and a place to stay.

Seashell Surfing Sassie comes with a big enough play house for the other dolls to enjoy a slumber party with her. Seashell Surfing Sassie laughs most all of the time, thats right you don't even have to provoke her by pushing buttons or poking her in the tummy.

However, this enjoyable bundle of fun comes automated and equipped with an invisible button and if pushed the wrong way, she will put you in your place quickly and speaks whatever comes to mind...

Batteries are included; Ocean view and Dandy Randy sold separately.

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[Tee Ehn]

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

BUY NOW AND EACH DOLL COMES WITH ITS VERY OWN UNLIMITED EDITION CELL PHONE.

MORE DOLLS ANNOUNCED AS THEY COME AVAILABLE.

COMING UP NEXT...

More toys, dolls and special gifts!!

[Tee Ehn]

All In One Sniper Snowbabye

This is a doll in its own world. She comes with mood changing hair, changes the to mood you get her in and dressed with a white tank top that is printed with "loves to come down south" across the chest. She has pink shorty shorts on that are also imprinted with "If you can read this, roll me over and do it again" on the ass. Her clothes are easily removeable so you can interchange her with the other outfits that are available for this fun little baby. She is very moody as she has multiple personalities so you have to love and take care of this baybe as she will cry real tears when the mood isn't right.

The Sniper Snowbabye has a built in karaoke box so you can sing along with her. She also has the capabilities to kill off and hide the arms and legs of the male dolls.

We recommend buying only certain other baby dolls to keep in your collection. The Sniper Snowbabye will also pull the hair of other babies but is lots of fun to play with. She is the most erotic baby available this Christmas season. It is also know that if the Sniper Snowbabye's head is closer to the ground than her ass she will giggle.

more details on this Sniper Snowbabye to come....

Holey condoms included. Batteries not needed.
Animated Cat with Tail that burns sold separately.

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Corrupted Canadian Snow Biotch Baby

This is a once in a lifetime offer. The Corrupted Canadian Snow Biotch Baby comes with her very own chauffeur and drives from each of the other doll houses with a remote control included. This adventurous baby comes with interchangeable clothes and the Canadian flag on the ass of her jeans and a pink cashmere sweater to camoflage her kick ass attitude.

The mood of this baby will change the color of her hair from a fun loving blonde to a brown headed babe. The Corrupted Canadian Snow Biotch baby can be purchased with the Sniper Snow baby for extreme fun. Both babies come with interactive voice commands.

Chauffeur and 4x4 jeep comes along with this pretty baby, removable top so this Corrupted Canadian Snow Biotch Baby can stand and wave at the other babies as she scurries across town. Supplies are limited.

Cracked halo & Official Snow Biotch Authentication included.

Her own game of spin the wheel sold separately.

Adult Male Supervision Only. Not a childs toy.

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[Tee Ehn]

The Pimp?n Pete Doll

Just Arrived. The new Pimp?n Pete Doll would make a wonderful Christmas gift for a lady that loves this type of doll. It comes with a red, white and blue All American jogging outfit on, removable camera hanging from his neck and his very own trading card. Lots of different sports attire can be purchased separately. The Pimp?n Pete Doll comes with cool shades; his hair is silver and all slicked back. This is an interactive doll for which you can ask questions and he?s got the answer, set him on automatic and he?ll talk while you listen and play with other dolls.

Purchase today and we?ll include his very own working PDA, it has electronic messaging capabilities to other doll type cell phones. This is a handy dandy extra that helps him to locate the babes he?s pimpin?.

Pimp n? Pete comes with a tattoo of the flames he?s pimped out back in his far pit days. Often puts other dolls on the backburner and makes them wait until its there turn to play.

Erotic Extreme Chip for Erotic Stories can be inserted in his back for bedtime tales sold separately.

Plays well with the Corrupted Canadian Snow Biotch Baby.

Lifetime Batteries sold separately.

FBI badge included.

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Doable Dave The Double Bubble Babye

Just In.

The brand spanking new Doable Dave The Double Bubble Babye. Thats right this little romantic babye loves to be spanked and is waterproof so you can take him in the bubble bath with you.

The Doable Dave Double Bubble Babye comes with his very own unique pen and collection of stories. This doll can write stories for you and about you as he's equipped with many electronic capabilities.

The Doable Dave Double Bubble Babye has removeable clothing and a is wearing a white Tee shirt with "Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver - damn." written on it in fine print. Doable Dave The Double Bubble Babye has tight jeans on to show his ass and often has been seen carrying a Wanted: Sniper Snowbabye Poster in his back pocket.

The Doable Dave Double Bubble Babye is the most sensitive to voice tones, he falls to his knees if other far pit babye's whisper in his ear just right. He loves to be hugged and squeezed and has a sound box built in so he can moan if you squeeze too tight.

Caution: This box contains a sharp object, handle with care.

Batteries included.

Farm house and babe books sold separately.

Plays well with the Tickle me Tee doll for short periods of time.

Warning!! Often arguments will develop between the two if placed together in a collection for over five minutes....

Walks on an edge when playing with the Sniper Snow babye.


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[*Olivia*]

what's the RRP (recommended retail price) for the Doable Dave Doll? sounds just like what i've been looking for

gets out my credit card.....

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<font color="#CC6633" size="1">[ November 25, 2003 09:23 PM: Message edited by: *Olivia* ]</font>

[Tee Ehn]

after the dolls are all on display, doable dave will be auctioned to the highest bidder and very expensive you will need three credit cards Olivia my dear....and thank you for posting everyone read the descriptions and you are the first to inquire within *smooch