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September 26th, 2002, 11:20 AM
#1
Inactive Member
*looks around** sure is purple around here **kicks shoes off** turns ya t.v on** blah what no satellite? **opens ya fridge** gee wheres ya leftovers...? * gos to bath sits on ya toilet**looks around** purple in here too **blop** looks in magazine rack* what no playboys??...*blop* hmmmm plunders in ya cabnets* eeeww *holding up huge box of tampons** **blop** well i reckon i could post a bit here lol....seeya *forgets to flush*
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September 26th, 2002, 04:12 PM
#2
HB Forum Owner
OMG......*sends Cowboy into the bathroom first*.....LOL.......*makes a list to get groceries, satellite, and playboys for you*......*L* I love the color purple jus think it kinda fits with the lightin bolts and all... you feel free to stop in anytime....but remember to put the seat down and ALWAYS flush.....
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September 27th, 2002, 09:49 PM
#3
Inactive Member
Walks in....smells like Bama in here [img]confused.gif[/img]
While he was in the bathroom i took his southern
an drank it...then i poured my crown in it [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Sits down on the couch an watches some satellite
mmmmmmmmmm porn [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Lites my cigar ackkkkkkkkkkkk where this tampon come from [img]mad.gif[/img] tosses it into Bama`s southern
he prob think its a worm an try to eat it *L
Looks around finds my way to the storm pit (aka) bedroom......lays down an falls asleep......
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October 1st, 2002, 06:54 AM
#4
Inactive Member
gets me southern bottle..looks in it sees a tampon worm in it..sniffs the aire smells scotts alpine colonge follows it to the bedroom...puts tampon between his toes..puts one of summers men mags in his hand..throws sock mid section under sheets ...gets cam takeks pics..**lifts leg farts on me way out the bedroom..gos sits on couch ..uses phone calls long distence to aussie..talks for 7 hours...gets up gos look in frigde finds leftover jap food..smells it *UHG* throws it in fish tank...gos over to flower pot in corner takes a leek...*farts* looks around srugs leaves fer the day...
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October 1st, 2002, 08:22 AM
#5
HB Forum Owner
*L* what phone did ya use Bam....cuz my phone don't have long distance....musta used Scotts*L*
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October 1st, 2002, 08:17 PM
#6
HB Forum Owner
LOL...*sends the bill to SCOTT*
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October 2nd, 2002, 03:52 AM
#7
Inactive Member
i hooked me lap lop to yers and hacked it and reactivated long distance...took the block off...and now come to think bout for got to hang up when i was done....
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October 2nd, 2002, 10:03 AM
#8
HB Forum Owner
knock knock...is anyone home.....????? hello.....finds the phone ...hangs it up...great now i can sleep *S* ...night.....turns the cam on *S* *waves wiggles me fat arse * bye leaves a [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
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October 2nd, 2002, 06:08 PM
#9
HB Forum Owner
welcome Soul...*hugs ya*.........I'm thinkin bout havin the phone disconnected...that way he can't keep you up [img]smile.gif[/img]
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October 3rd, 2002, 04:54 AM
#10
Inactive Member
Maybe think about getting a payphone? Just a thought...
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