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    *looks around** sure is purple around here **kicks shoes off** turns ya t.v on** blah what no satellite? **opens ya fridge** gee wheres ya leftovers...? * gos to bath sits on ya toilet**looks around** purple in here too **blop** looks in magazine rack* what no playboys??...*blop* hmmmm plunders in ya cabnets* eeeww *holding up huge box of tampons** **blop** well i reckon i could post a bit here lol....seeya *forgets to flush*

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    OMG......*sends Cowboy into the bathroom first*.....LOL.......*makes a list to get groceries, satellite, and playboys for you*......*L* I love the color purple jus think it kinda fits with the lightin bolts and all... you feel free to stop in anytime....but remember to put the seat down and ALWAYS flush.....

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    Walks in....smells like Bama in here [img]confused.gif[/img]
    While he was in the bathroom i took his southern
    an drank it...then i poured my crown in it [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
    Sits down on the couch an watches some satellite
    mmmmmmmmmm porn [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    Lites my cigar ackkkkkkkkkkkk where this tampon come from [img]mad.gif[/img] tosses it into Bama`s southern
    he prob think its a worm an try to eat it *L
    Looks around finds my way to the storm pit (aka) bedroom......lays down an falls asleep......

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    gets me southern bottle..looks in it sees a tampon worm in it..sniffs the aire smells scotts alpine colonge follows it to the bedroom...puts tampon between his toes..puts one of summers men mags in his hand..throws sock mid section under sheets ...gets cam takeks pics..**lifts leg farts on me way out the bedroom..gos sits on couch ..uses phone calls long distence to aussie..talks for 7 hours...gets up gos look in frigde finds leftover jap food..smells it *UHG* throws it in fish tank...gos over to flower pot in corner takes a leek...*farts* looks around srugs leaves fer the day...

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    *L* what phone did ya use Bam....cuz my phone don't have long distance....musta used Scotts*L*

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    LOL...*sends the bill to SCOTT*

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    i hooked me lap lop to yers and hacked it and reactivated long distance...took the block off...and now come to think bout for got to hang up when i was done....

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    Cool

    knock knock...is anyone home.....????? hello.....finds the phone ...hangs it up...great now i can sleep *S* ...night.....turns the cam on *S* *waves wiggles me fat arse * bye leaves a [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]

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    welcome Soul...*hugs ya*.........I'm thinkin bout havin the phone disconnected...that way he can't keep you up [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Talking

    Maybe think about getting a payphone? Just a thought...

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