~SIGHNS~

[wildnthewind]

> > Signs
> >
> > Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
> > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
> > ******************************
> > In a Podiatrist's office:
> > "Time wounds all heels."
> > **************************
> > On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
> > "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
> > **************************
> > At a Proctologist's door:
> > "To expedite your visit please back in."
> > **************************
> > On a Plumber's truck:
> > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
> > *************************
> > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
> > "Invite us to your next blowout."
> > *************************
> > At a Towing company:
> > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
> > **************************
> > On an Electrician's truck:
> > "Let us remove your shorts."
> > *************************
> > On a Maternity Room door:
> > "Push. Push. Push."
> > **************************
> > At an Optometrist's Office
> > "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
> > place."
> > **************************
> > On a Taxidermist's window:
> > "We really know our stuff."
> > **************************
> > On a Fence:
> > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
> > **************************
> > At a Car Dealership:
> > "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
> > **************************
> > Outside a Muffler Shop:
> > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
> > **************************
> > In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
> > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
> > **************************
> > At the Electric Company:
> > "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
> > However, if you don't, you will be."
> > *************************
> > In a Restaurant window:
> > "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
> > *************************
> > In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
> > "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
> > **************************
> > At a Propane Filling Station,
> > "Thank heaven for little grills."
> > **************************
> > And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
> > "Best place in town to take a leak."

[Forbidden Passions]

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[Father Dave]

actual sign outside a local business called Excell Erection Corp. (a construction company): "Our Erections Are Hard To Beat!".

seen on the side of a hearse for a funeral home: "Trust us- we are the last to ever let you down."

don't think the Sam Houston Institute of Technology thought about the initials...SHIT?

seen in NC on a wholesale meat packing plant: "Our Meat Is Hard To Beat."

on a billboard in Nags Head for a shop that sells nuts: "Eat My Nuts."
dave