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MEOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

A woman is out one beautiful day enjoying a great game of golf with her girlfriends....

"Oh, GOD!," she shrieks looking at her watch, "I lost track of time!--I've got to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!---He's going to be really ticked, if it's not ready on time."

Quickly arriving home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she has in the fridge is a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling up.

She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits down to his dinner. To her utter surprise, her husband is really enjoying his dinner: "Darling, this the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage--You can make this for me any old day!"

Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the wife prepared her husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it and they were horrified.
"You're going to kill him!," they all chided her.

Two months later, her husband died.

She was having coffee with one of her golf girlfriends who decided to confront her,

"You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly, knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife calmly replied, "I didn't kill him. He simply fell off the window sill, while he was licking his ass."

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