I'd go for that!!! [img]redface.gif[/img]
Bahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Subject: Beer @ Work
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> 16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work:
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> 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
hear.
> 5. It encourages car pooling.
> 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
> 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
> 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
> 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
bar.
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> 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
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> 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> 16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross.
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> Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!
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I'd go for that!!! [img]redface.gif[/img]
Bahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
i usta work for AB in Wmbg...got beer in cafeteria as needed...was part of the Teamsters Union contract...now they give 'em 4 cases a month to take home...ahhh i remember it well...ugh no i don't...damn...
You probably don't......LOL! See, they gave ya the beer so ya wouldn't remember how hard they worked ya..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
he never remembers the good stuff *hehe.
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma,sans-serif">GEE, WHY DID YA QUIT!?Originally posted by Father Dave:
i usta work for AB in Wmbg...got beer in cafeteria as needed...was part of the Teamsters Union contract...now they give 'em 4 cases a month to take home...ahhh i remember it well...ugh no i don't...damn...
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well- i fell inta a vat of beer one day and almost drown...they went to tell my, then, wife and she said "Oh he must have suffered so..." They said..."ugh we don't think so- he climbed out 3 times to take a piss..." [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
<font color="#600080" size="1">[ February 07, 2004 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]</font>
LOL! NOW WHY DID I THINK I WOULD GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER?
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Wellllll.......at least NOW we know what's wrong with 'im.......hehehe! [img]redface.gif[/img]
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