18 ways to piss off a pagan

[phoenixrising79]

18 ways to piss off a pagan


1. Be considerate: Rearrange their altar so it looks neat.

2. Blow out their altar candle if it is daylight. (no need to waste a good candle).

3. Sweep up the salt they carelessly left at the doorway.

4. Sharpen their Athame.

5. Untie the knot in their cords.

6. Try on their jewelry for fashion sense.

7. Pick up their crystals for a closer look.

8. See how far their crystal ball will roll (dogs love this).

9. Use their runes as extra Dominoes.

10. Play "Old Maid" with their Tarot cards.

11. Toss holy water on them "just to see what happens"

12. Ask them if they are a good witch or a bad witch.

13. Debate with them about "True Religion".

14. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

15. Tell them how the bible says they are going to hell, then ask if they can make you a love potion.

16. Point to their pentacle necklace, almost touching it, and say "isn't that supposed to be point down?"

17. Refer to a business meeting as "a come to Jesus" meeting.

18. Leave Chick Publication tracts lying about the break rooms & on their desk

[BlackMagicRose]

*JFDL* You have no idea. Well maybe you do but most don't...LOL. It's like "leave my crystals alone and DON'T touch the tarot cards!" [img]tongue.gif[/img]