Chocolate

**BlackMagicRose** · November 11th, 2005, 09:19 PM

REASONS CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

Chocolate vs sex

* You can GET chocolate.
* "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
* Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
* The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
* You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
* working hours without upsetting your work mates.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
* Good chocolate is easy to find.
* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.