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August 31st, 2006, 08:47 AM
#11
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A hummingbird must visit about 1,000 flowers a day to get enough nourishment to survive. That's about twice its weight in nectar.
Barbara Cartland is the world's top-selling author with more than a billion copies sold. She died in May of 2000.
The wristwatch was invented in 1904 by Louis Cartier.
Experts say the average American sees 3,000 media messages in a day. In 1985, it was about 650.
Swifts can catch up to 20,000 insects a day.
The most murders by a woman are 612, by Countess Erzsebet Bathory of Hungary.
The average clitoris length is one inch.
Sigmund Freud bought his first sample of cocaine for $1.27 per gram.
In the first four billion digits of pi, the decimal digit 6 occurs 400,033,035 times, and 2 shows up 399,965,405 times.
A famous bullfighter, Lagarijo, killed 4,867 bulls in the 19th century.
Casanova became a millionaire when he introduced a national lottery to France in 1757.
In Canada, the $1 coin is nicknamed a "loonie" (it has a loon on it), and the $2 coin is called the "twonie" (two "loonies").
In the Old Testament, before David could marry Saul's daughter, Michal, he had to collect the foreskins of 100 Philistines.
The average length of time between penetration and orgasm for a man is 7.3 minutes.
The world's shortest alphabet is Rotokas, from the Soloman Islands. It has only 11 letters.
Your body grows 40 feet of hair each night.
The world's deepest lake is Lake Baikal, in the south central part of Siberia. It is 5,712 feet deep.
Englishman Sean Stewart became the youngest documented father in 1998 at the age of 12.
There are 200 million privately owned guns in the U.S., including 65 million handguns.
"Arithmophobia" is the fear of numbers
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August 31st, 2006, 05:49 PM
#12
HB Forum Owner
.......7.3 minutes.....?
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August 31st, 2006, 06:33 PM
#13
Inactive Member
yep sure is......see holds up stop watch *L*
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August 31st, 2006, 06:36 PM
#14
Inactive Member
from the time (coughs) they enter the ummmmmm cave till they cover it in ummmmmmm (foam) hehehe.......i guess they could be talking about average inches too 7.3 who knows ......laughing.... [img]wink.gif[/img]
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August 31st, 2006, 11:20 PM
#15
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Subject: 8 words with 2 meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male... Trying not to hit on other women while
out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375
channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . How many men does it take to change a
roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . Why is it difficult to find men who are
sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where
her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . Single women come home, see what's in the
fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go
to the fridge. [img]wink.gif[/img]
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September 1st, 2006, 04:36 AM
#16
HB Forum Owner
ooooooh.... LOL... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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September 1st, 2006, 08:08 AM
#17
Inactive Member
Earthworms have five hearts.
The most frequently performed stage illusion is the "Zig Zag Girl." In this trick, a woman stands in a cabinet and appears to be cut into three pieces.
NORAD stands for North American Air Defense.
Experts claim sex is about 10 times more effective than Valium as a tranquilizer.
Outlaw Butch Cassidy's real name was Robert Leroy Parker. The Sundance Kid's real name was Harry Longabaugh.
A new Tupperware demonstration starts about every two seconds somewhere in the world.
In 1855, dentist Robert Arthur was the first to use gold to fill cavities.
Half of all coffee drinkers drink it black.
The revenue generated from gambling is more than the revenue that comes from movies, cruise ships, recorded music, theme parks, and spectator sports combined.
The rate of quadruplets are one set in every 490,000 births.
On Neptune, a year lasts 165 Earth years.
A person suffering from "polythelia" has three nipples.
Some herons in Japan pick up insects and cast them on the water, luring fish up to be speared by the herons' beaks.
Between 1725 and 1765, the wife of a Russian peasant, Feodor Vassilyev, gave birth to 69 children. Two died in infancy.
It's estimated that 40% of direct mail advertising is thrown away without it being opened.
Studies show 83% of men experience nocturnal emissions.
The smallest book in the Library of Congress is Old King Cole measuring just 1/25 inch by 1/25 inch, or about the size of a period at the end of this sentence.
Robert E. Lee was offered the opportunity to command either side during the Civil War.
The presiding doctor at an execution by hanging is known as a "ligophysician."
The Incas measured time by how long it took a potato to cook.
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September 1st, 2006, 05:21 PM
#18
HB Forum Owner
*chuckles*... that 3 nipple thing reminds me of 'Friends'... Chandler and his "nubbin"... heh.... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
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September 3rd, 2006, 09:56 AM
#19
Inactive Member
From development to ejaculation, the lifespan of a sperm is about 2.5 months.
Qantas, the Australian airline, stands for Queensland and Northern Territories Aerial Service.
The Backstreet Boys have sold more than 200 million books worldwide.
A cocktail of gin and vermouth is called a Gibson if it has an onion in it. A cocktail of gin and vermouth is called a martini if it has an olive in it.
For every older brother a man has, his chances of being gay increase by one-third.
The Supremes started out as a quartet known as the Primettes.
A recent survey showed 75% of women made their bed every day, while 45% of men do so.
The name given to the villain in The Usual Suspects, Keyser S?ze, was inspired by the name of an attorney, Keyser Sume, with whom the screenwriter, Chris McQuarrie, worked. To avoid a lawsuit, McQuarrie used the Turkish word for "verbal" as the character's last name instead.
About a quarter of the world still drives on the left side of the road.
Mercedes Benz cars are named after Mercedes Jellinek, the daughter of Emil Jellinek, the Austrian businessman who founded the company.
"Synesthesia" is a rare condition where the human senses are combined. Synesthetes can "see" words, "taste" colors and shapes, and "feel" flavors.
The movie Jaws was based on the Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916, in which four people were killed and one was seriously injured.
It is estimated that around 10% of Americans have picked someone else's nose.
In Italy, a man can be arrested if he wears a skirt in public.
Hugh Hefner had ancestors on the Mayflower.
Before "SOS" was introduced as the most recognized distress signal, the signal was "CQD." "CQ" stood for "seek you" and "D" stood for "danger."
The jewelry store Tiffany & Co. was established on September 18, 1837 in New York City. Sales on the first day amounted to $4.98.
At various times, Casanova was employed as a clergyman, secretary, soldier and violinist.
The average popping temperature for popcorn is around 347? Fahrenheit.
Mark Twain was born in 1835, the year Halley's Comet appeared. He died in 1910, the year the comet again made an appearance.
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September 3rd, 2006, 01:43 PM
#20
HB Forum Owner
For every older brother a man has, his chances of being gay increase by one-third.
???
i wonder why?
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