This years stuck on a truck

[GravyTrain]

at Toad Suck Daze here in Conway...

Stuck on a Truck

and for those interested

Toad Suck home page

[SHATOUSHKA]

i'm always interested in that contest. seems so
witty and strange at the same time. i passed by
there earlier today... saw quite a few people
stuck to it. i didn't check the links yet... will do.

[GravyTrain]

down to two contestants

[SHATOUSHKA]

WOW! already???

i think when i passed earlier... (judging from
the yellow shirts and back braces) there were
at least 5 people... maybe even more!!!

wow!

[GravyTrain]

we have a winner....

at 79 hours and some odd minutes, 2nd place came off the truck.....that's along time for a truck, but i wonder if i could have lasted longer.....i don't think i'd do it for a ford truck though

[SHATOUSHKA]

yeah... i think we've all wondered if we could
last. i know i have. i guess i don't thoroughly
understand the rules enough to contemplate all
that goes down.

however, i do think that the years of insomnia
plus adjusting my body to random, limited bathroom
breaks could help.... though i would get bored
easily.... so i dunno.

[KingBean]

Do you get toilet breaks? Or do you just aim far away and do it all with one hand? What about going number twos?

[GravyTrain]

you get a 5 minute break every hour, and a 15 minute break every 6 hours.....if you have to go number 2, it better be a number 2 that can be completed in the 5 or 15 minute break time

same goes for meals, sleep, and masturbation.

[KingBean]

Do you have to do those htings in the break? Are you allowed to do in during the truck-time?

[GravyTrain]

ya know, i never thought about it, but i don't know i've read any rules saying that you are not allowed to do those things, it simply says one hand must be on the truck at all times, and you aren't allowed to lean or use the truck to hold yourself up......

you have come up with a nearly fool proof plan to win it....just piss on the guy next to you....