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so.
i went shopping today.
wanna know what i saw?
thongs.
with little pineapples all over them.
but here's the real kicker:
they were scratch and sniff.
i realize this is completely wrong on so many levels, but damn did i laugh. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Then she bought them [img]wink.gif[/img]
you know, that really wasn't necessary.
but it was damn funny [img]wink.gif[/img]
maybe [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Jelymo:
so.
i went shopping today.
wanna know what i saw?
thongs.
with little pineapples all over them.
but here's the real kicker:
they were scratch and sniff.
i realize this is completely wrong on so many levels, but damn did i laugh. [img]biggrin.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
And the amazing thing is that no one as yet has asked Miss Thang just where she was that she would see this sight. I mean, I was in JC Penny's the other day, and I certainly didn't see anything like that...
Hey, she's grown up now. She can shop at places that sell adult products of an adventurous nature.
*imagines scratching and sniffing Jely's pineapples*
...um...whoa, did I type that out loud?....uh, excuse me for a second....*rushes off*..
I notice she did not deny purchasing said thongs either...
*evil grin*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Jelymo:
you know, that really wasn't necessary.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes, but it could have been so much worse.