deodorant...

one of the precautions listed on the label
of my deodorant says:

DO NOT OVER APPLY!

wtf does that mean?

is it possible to over apply deodorant??
how much is too much??
what happens if you over apply?
does the extra application of deodorant
nullify the initial application in some way?

this disclaimer bothers me deeply.

HMmm how much could be too much. Well, that depends. Is it a stick, roll on or spray.

Stick - too much would be if you had a white powder film all the way to your elbow and couldnt close your arms fully to the side of your body hence leaving you looking like a pro wrestler or hulk hogan.

Roll on - Too much would be if you have a thin clear liquid soaking into your nylons. If you have that April fresh scent clear to your butt crack... you prolly got a little too much

Spray on - If you cant see yourself in the mirror due to the over use of spray and you can only see a smokey fog from the now empty can and your arm pits are now frozen in the air but smell really clean to anyone a block down the street and the fire dept has posted a "Caution Flamable" notice on your back... maybe a bit too much.

Hope that helps ya

CYA [img]confused.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by Cyalaytr:
like a pro wrestler or hulk hogan.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

bwahahahahahaaa... that made me laugh.

its secret solid... i'd never use a roll-on
or a spray because it gives me the sensation
that i am already icky due to the moisture
of each.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by Cyalaytr:
like a pro wrestler or hulk hogan.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

bwahahahahahaaa... that made me laugh.

its secret solid... i'd never use a roll-on
or a spray because it gives me the sensation
that i am already icky due to the moisture
of each.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well there is your whole problem from the get go. Strong enough for a man but made for a woman. What the hell is that spose to mean? Are they trying to insinuate that we stink more so then a woman who sweats? HMMMMMMMM Sounds like they are beign Damn fence riders I say. I propose you call the 1-800 number on back of the roll on and give them the big "what for" and tell them to either explain it clearly or you will just have to switch to a new kind.

Look on the bright side though.. I am still trying to figure out those tampon and maxi pads commercials. I mean do WE REALLY need to know how messy it gets and that all women aren't built the same size? And what the hell... WINGS!! Next thing they will be adding is a tale fin for extended periods of sitting or some crap.

OK anyhow....

CYA
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Over application, can cause irritation due to there being an "over amount" of certain chemicals of such and such, yada yada.
I know I used to use a deoderant that, when I would use it a lot.... it would irritate my skin after a week or so...
because i'd put it on a few times per day *after practices, after shower, etc.* cuz I used to be sweaty a LOT during season.
so maybe that's what they mean.

A lot of the spray ones are tested on animals too.
"Next thing they will be adding is a tale fin for extended periods of sitting or some crap."
That is fucking funny.....but yet so true, who knows what will be next in this weird and wonderful world.

WOW Shatzy.. that is usually more info then most men wanna know... but either way ya know what really gets me? Is that when the uninformed or the scaredy silly do the Double Up therory. You know a Pad and a Pon (Tampon). I mean if you dont have enough faith in either then why not just cork it up or something.

And worse yet what is this new fangled device that looks like a mini cup or condom not yet unrolled that you are spose to cram way up there and then drain it when it fills up.

Damn I am so freekin glad I am not a girl. i had enough problems trying to figure out how to get both pee streams in the pot after a night of sex and no shower. And I know what you girls are thinking..... Wel just clamp it off and fix the problem. OH YA THERE IS A BRILIANT IDEA. Every try to to jump in front of a moving truck? Not only does it hurt like hell but after you realize that was a dumb fucking move you let go and now have both streams going all over the walls or worse yet your feet.


Ahhh little did Shatzy know her Deodorant topic would get us this far.

CYA [img]eek.gif[/img]

In year 9 in Health Education, the teacher said "males look at their penis's all the time, but females don't...so i want you girls to go home and get a mirror and have a look down there"

those little 'cup' dealies are a godsend....
they are called 'instead' by their brand name.
it has been known that i will gladly speak
about INSTEADs because i love them.

actually, i don't love them. i hate them.
ok... its a love/hate thing.

the 'double-up' thing is a nice idea in theory...
because one can never be sure as to what type
of period you are gonna have.
unfortunately, you can only purchase ONE size
of any product. they don't make variety packs
(which i think would be a great idea).

usually, its more abundant in the beginning than
toward the end of a run... which is why having
a few different products or sizes would come in
handy. but i assume most women prefer to double-up
because it gives added security in unsure territory.
i dunno. i'm not a double-up kinda gal.
maybe i should be. *shrugs*

anyways... back to INSTEADS.

http://www.softcup.com/images2/hand.jpg

ingenious? i think so.

but... there is a problem (that i won't go in
to any grave detail about here -- unless pressed).

INSTEADS are not a pleasure to remove....

OH how cute it looks like a little knomes (sp) rain hat. You mean like when you try to get them out is like blind folding yourself while doing an oil change and trying to pour the oil catch can into a waste container?? MESSY!!??!!

The other brilliant idea is to attach that string that just hangs there like your private part ate a mouse. I mean what do you do with the string when ya pee... just hold it out of the way or tuck it in?/

CYA

yeah... it fucking BLOWS when you have to remove
those INSTEADS. i went to the homesite and not
a damn bit of information is on there about how
friggin difficult it is to remove.
its not really so bad... but... its so far...
er... well its designed to secure against your
insides... so its really deep inside...
and its extremely difficult to grasp with your
fingers... you just don't have a good angle.

so i would usually do myself a favor and remove
it while taking a shower... not to be crass.
but it saves time, effort, and problems.

INSTEADS would be easier if they had a tab or
something like a string or something you could
use to grasp better....
but i guess that since one of their main selling
points is that you can easily have sex while
on your period without 'him' knowning...
it would be futile to have a tab or something
obvious.
** ROLLS EYES **

and with tampon strings... yeah...
ya usually have to hold it or something out of
the way...

[img]confused.gif[/img]

Well you think that is hard to use they now have a female urinal out. You have to put it in reverse and back up to it but it works pretty much the same way as ours. LOL

CYA [img]eek.gif[/img]

[img]eek.gif[/img]

i don't see how that is efficient at all

Hmmm... why not combine the three of them and block that sucker up real good???

http://www.boomspeed.com/kingbean2/clogits.gif

(that took me all of half a minute to make so no bitching)

Err, you can have sex while having an 'instead' thingie, how deep exactly do those things go? I mean, if you have to reach it with your fingers i bet most guys can reach it with their penis.

#1. I concur with Zela.... (but for Jason, we don't have to worry about him reaching ANYTHING, i mean... think about it... *whispers: "tiiiny.."*)
#2. I wonder if that really IS Meghans... I wouldn't know, but i'm gonna ask.

#3. As a matter of fact, there is a brand that makes tampons in a "variety pack" so to speak, so that on the heavy days, they have a few in there for "heavy" times... lighter days etc...
I've seen the box!!!!

#4. I think i've just learned more about a womans time of the month than I've ever wanted to know...

and #5. Being a guy does suck, and peeing the next morning!!! ermm... sometimes...
:-"

Unless your Gary, then you just have poop all over your dick.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by KingBean:
Hmmm... why not combine the three of them and block that sucker up real good???

http://www.boomspeed.com/kingbean2/clogits.gif

(that took me all of half a minute to make so no bitching)</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


You forgot the little wings and tail fin.

:-)

CYA

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by Cow Cud Is A Twin:
#1. I concur with Zela.... (but for Jason, we don't have to worry about him reaching ANYTHING, i mean... think about it... *whispers: "tiiiny.."*)
#2. I wonder if that really IS Meghans... I wouldn't know, but i'm gonna ask.

#3. As a matter of fact, there is a brand that makes tampons in a "variety pack" so to speak, so that on the heavy days, they have a few in there for "heavy" times... lighter days etc...
I've seen the box!!!!

#4. I think i've just learned more about a womans time of the month than I've ever wanted to know...

and #5. Being a guy does suck, and peeing the next morning!!! ermm... sometimes...
:-"

Unless your Gary, then you just have poop all over your dick.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

#1 - I cant tell its in. Bite me!

#2 - I originally thought it was Meghans too because it appeared around the time ya'll came down. But I was curious as to why she didnt take it with her when ya'll left....and why she would leave it out on the counter all week and none of her other items.

#3 - This variety pack sounds great!

#4 - I bet learning about it is a lot more pleasant than dealing with it.

#5 - That doesnt ever happen to me.

Gary - [img]eek.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by Cyalaytr:
[QBYou forgot the little wings and tail fin.[/QB]</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well this is just the standard version.

And to answer Shatzy's original question:

Right before it says "do not over-apply", it says "to ensure product appears clear on skin". So, I'm taking a wild stab at it here, but I'd say that if you want it to appear clear on your skin, you should not over apply it. Therefore, 'too much' would be when you can see it (when it's no longer clear).

Ehh?

[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

Is that where this...
http://www.southern-trophy.com/secret%20solid%20001.jpg

...came from in my bathroom? For the longest time I've wondered.

http://www.southern-trophy.com/secret%20solid%20002.jpg

[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

I think Shatzy you should upgrade to the new and improved http://www.secret.com/products/selec...d_platinum.jpg

for better protection anyhow.


And here is your link for all those FAQ's you wanted to know but were affraid to ask.
Secret Faq's

CYA [img]eek.gif[/img]

oh god.... this thread has totally tripped me out LMMFAO!

first of all, thanks hanny for that explination.
it does make sense.

secondly, jason... i've wondered for some time
where that came from. although it IS the same
brand AND the EXACT same scent i use...
i don't recall ever whipping that out at your
house...
i thought we agreed that it was meghans?????

you should prolly just throw that shit away.
i'm never going to use it.

and third, cya....

the tailfin comment was fucking HILARIOUS!!!
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

i think that tampon/pad commercials are prime.
there isn't alot of 'talk' about such things
in as far as what makes one product better than
another. usually its through trial and error...

i enjoy seeing the commercials because i like
to chuckle at how gay and serious they attempt
to be. i've seen commercials with fancy drawings
and 'diagrams' and blah blah blah ... and
usually the women are wearing something tight
and WHITE!!!

oh the horror.

a bit of shatzy information:
when i first started my period, i was 15...
and at my grandmother's house (it was mother's
day -- irony? go figure).
my grandmother left to go purchase some 'supplies'
for me as i sat, scared to death, on the toilet.
(tee hee)
when she returned, she had purchased EVERY
PRODUCT the store carried. i'm so not kidding.
EVERY FUCKING PRODUCT!!!! every size, shape,
brand, performance... you name it.
i bet the sales clerk thought she was friggin
nuts.
so she brings all that shit in there to me and
says, "here ya go..." and leaves.

imagine the scenario.

i didn't know wtf i was doing... much less
which to use.

aaaaaaaaah... the glory days.

anyways... i guess that was a story uncalled for,
but felt it applicable. [img]redface.gif[/img]

[img]eek.gif[/img]

heh heh heh ... i have no shame. [img]cool.gif[/img]

and that first pic tg posted looks like a
magazine ad... tee hee

I concur.

Hanny, I'm not sure WTF you are talking about...

But if you have poop on your dick, you're going in on the wrong side. Remember, she should scream at the end of sex, not at the begining.

Wait, I got it, I know what your problem is hanny...

http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forum...y/ponchomo.jpg

Ladies and gentlemen...
this proves it... Gary is almost completely illiterate!
Never did I imply, or say, that I had poop on my dick, I said you did, yet somewhere, out of something, you pulled out that you thought I was speaking of me... when I specifically stated it was you...
geezus your dumb.

but, back from all those tangents, i do remember something about butane being used in spray deodorants, and i seem to recall a story about an english boy who was so obsessed with his smell that he completely blanketed himself in deodorant spray several times a day. Which supposedly led to a butane buildup in his system which ended up in his demise. Might be just another urban legend though.

Why is it that every single topic ends up with one person calling another gay?
Why don't you two just fuck each other and be done with it?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
Err, you can have sex while having an 'instead' thingie, how deep exactly do those things go? I mean, if you have to reach it with your fingers i bet most guys can reach it with their penis.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

this is true.... but then again, i did mention
how difficult they are to remove. i didn't want
to get too graphic... but they really are hard
to reach. the plastic rim is prolly no more than
half an inch wide... and it rests as close to
your body as possible... so its really difficult
to maneuver and reach it. but its also about
4-5 inches in diameter...and its squishy...
so its easy to insert.

so i don't think most guys will be able to
feel it. and due to the size of the plastic
rim, i doubt they'd think anything of it if
they did feel it.

Do they also come with braille text on them?
a dirty limerick perchance? It would be precious if you had sex, and all of a sudden you burst out in laughing, and she looks at you wondering what happened [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ok so they can feel it... but if you left it in all day and they was out all night before deciding to get down to the horizontal mambo... don't you think it would be like smacking a water balloon with a blunt stick... either it is going to move or squish (ICK) out and leak? I mean if it doesn't go in any farther then the cervex and in certain positions it is easy to hit that... hmmm last thing you would want a guy to think when he already doesn't think it is it "THAT TIME" is that he poked so hard you're now bleeding.

Nothing worse then not being told and getting in the shower and it looks like someone did a Harry Carey oh him.

CYA [img]eek.gif[/img]

i suppose that would be true if you are
accustomed to a more 'white trash' appeal.
personally, if i had the idea that i was
going to have sex... i'd make sure i had
a new one inserted.

besides...
i'm somewhat cynical about males that are
all gay about having sex on a girls period.

Considering how some women get frisky during and right before and after their periods, i can see how it's handy, and thank god for being a man, i'd go crazy having to do all that period stuff.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:


besides...
i'm somewhat cynical about males that are
all gay about having sex on a girls period.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Not that it bugs me that it is that time and to have sex during that time... but could you imagine going down... not knowing and slurping up a blood clot and wondering WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!!!

Or getting in the shower and see blood draining on the nice white floor? AHHHHHHHHHH he is broken quick someone call a Doctor I am going to bleed to death!!

But if she comes flat out and says...hey it is that time.. I am like ya and... I mean it isn't any messier then chocolate syrup right? LOL

CYA
[img]eek.gif[/img]

yeah.. cunnilingus is not quite something you'd want to do when she has her period.
At least, not with the proper precautions.

well... i empathise with what you are saying...
i suppose that in all fairness it is her obvious
responsibility to tell you...
as its only respectful.

Er.. does that mean i'm morally bound to warn any woman giving me fellatio when i'm about to come too?
Aw.. drat.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
Er.. does that mean i'm morally bound to warn any woman giving me fellatio when i'm about to come too?
Aw.. drat.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

"DAR SHE BLOWS!! " from some old movie flix I cant remember the name of.. though it does bring a laff as I had someone tell me to warn them when I came. Not before I came. HMMMMMMMMMMM Prolly mean I know but it was a long time ago. :-)

CYA

i think its HIGHLY rude to not speak up when
you are about to ejaculate while a person is
blowing you... er.. that is... unless its understood
that that type of thing is ok.

i'll assume that no one here knows what its
like to be on the recieving end of such an
occurance... but i can tell you... it pisses
me off.

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