When teams from here travel upstate, they are outmatched numbers wise anyways. I wouldn't worry about evening the districts..they were never even before. But, the BDD needs about 3 more teams, but that could be accomplished.
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When teams from here travel upstate, they are outmatched numbers wise anyways. I wouldn't worry about evening the districts..they were never even before. But, the BDD needs about 3 more teams, but that could be accomplished.
Another week of esteemed El-Pee-Dee football, another week of VIKING DOMINATION [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] , another week of not-so-great city thrashin' [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] , another week of 8 Ounce High bashin' [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif[/img] and the inaugural Lame Schedule Bowl [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] !!! What a week of football, y'all! LET'S GET IT ON!!!
Here comes the "Dawg Navy" floatin' down to the BSG for the big game!!! HYUK HYUK!!!
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The Crappalachia BullPup Dawgies @ THE Mighty Powell Valley Vikings of the BSG!!! ? Well well well, it's that time again in the Great BSG ? the annual "Taking Out The Trash" [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] week for THE Mighty Viking MEN!!! GETCHA SOME!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img] SameAsItEverWas SameAsItEverWas SameAsItEverWas SameAsItEverWas...HOO-YEAH BAY-BEE!!! Play-time is over, Little Dawgies ? it's time to face some real competition ? competition that y'all can't hang with!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img] That's right, the 4.31 mile drive (compliments of MapQuest) y'all will be making to historic Bullitt Park will come quickly on you, while that same drive back to The Crappy Hole will seem like a lifetime ? GET BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG, DAWGIES!!! The BSG is the town of Champions, not Has-Been's!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] w00t!!! Pinkston's ? Ready!....Cedilicious ? READY! D-E-L-MAS, that's Delmas Lawson, he's so awesome ? READY!!! VIKING MEN ? READY! HOO, DOESN'T THAT SEND CHILLS UP YOUR SPINE!!! YEAH BABY YEAH, GETCHA SOME VIKING MEN!!! KICK IT WHILE THE KICKIN'S GOOD FELLERS, AND THE CRAPPY DAWGIES ARE THERE FOR YOUR DISPOSAL!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]
The Score: BSG's MEN of El Presidente de Pigskin Phil "The Real Deal" Robbins ? 45 Crappalachia BullPup Dawgies ? 8 (a touchdown and 2 point conversion given to our neighboring town out of compassion for their lack of gridiron skills)
8 Ounce High Stinky Mildkitties @ The Jolly Mean Green of ClintVegas, Dicko County Proper ? Stinkys, came back to earth with a big ole THUD last week, didn't ya! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] YOU WASN'T PLAYIN' JOHN BATTLE LAST WEEK, WERE YA!!! GETCHA SOME!!! Things are lookin' a little better for ya this week, at least you aren't facin' THE Mighty Viking MEN ? but you have drawn the Mean Green of Dicko County though, which you still can't handle! "Lawd How Mercy, when does basketball season start!" will be heard more than once from the Stinky fans bleachers! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif[/img] The answer ? as soon as the ending horn sounds, that's when! Mildkitties, you better strap it on tight so you can get it knocked off!!! KOO-KOO-KA-CHOO!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] Ole Ricky Mullins' boys move one step closer to the post-season, which outside of last year has been as elusive as...well, as elusive as an 8 Ounce High winning season in football!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] CHA-CHA-CHA!!!
The Score: Jolly Green of ClintVegas ? Fiddy (50) Fightin' Stinkys of the LPD Cellar - 6
Where's your facemask on that there helmet, Stinky Cat?
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Da Raidahs of Downtown Norton, U.S. of A. @ the little blue boys of not-so-great city, home of the no-defense devils ? hmmmm...little blue boys, ever heard the score of 51-7? YOU KNOW YOU HAVE, HAHAHA!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] That's what Jumbo's Raidahs put on your sorry bee-hinds last year, and they're coming over to Lesion Field to do it again on your home turf! CHA-CHA-CHA!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img] GET YA SOME!!! Everyone join in with the little blue boys in waving "BYE-BYE" to the USS Post-Season as it steams by not-so-great city with no slowing down or intentions of stopping! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif[/img] One Miles poundin' you up the middle, another Miles turning the corner flyin' into the endzone, Ethan "Deney Terrio" Stewart runnin' and throwin' all over your sorry butts!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img] YEAH BABY YEAH!!! Ya can't stop what you can't catch, no-defense devils!!! And you can't move the ball if you don't have a line to do it with ? WHICH Y'ALL DON'T!!! GO EAT YA ANOTHER DOUGHNUT, DEVIL LINEMEN!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img] Just sit back and enjoy your butt-kickin!!! HYUK HYUK HYUK!!! If I wasn't going to watch THE Viking MEN beat the fool out of Crappy, I'd be at Lesion watchin' Da Raidahs do the same to the little blue boys!!! Can someone PLEASE tape this 'un for me, I need a good laugh!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
The Score: Dancin' Prancin' Seldom Romancin' Raidahs of Jumbo Adams ? 55 little blue boys of not-so-great city - 6
Cry all you want little blue boys, Santa's not comin' to town anymore and neither are the playoffs! GET OVER IT KIDDOS!
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K.K. Jelly Injuns aka The TRIBE from Yon RESERVATION @ Sandlick ? Home of the Hayseed Red Tiggers ? The Big 'Un is here folks, stand back and pay your tributes ? It's the Lame Schedule Bowl! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img] That's right, the two teams that had the big ole playoff aspirations beginning the season as they traveled over the Patsie Pavement literally in big Sherman tanks, movin' on down the line with their heads held high, chests out whilst thumpin' them loudly...and now, well...each pushin' their wheelbarrows slowly over rocky terrain with a flat tire!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sleep.gif[/img] Good news for these two is that someone has to win this game! Yes, a win here late in the season! YEE-HAW! HAHAHA!!! Honestly though, ole PV Rulz sees a pretty good game transpiring here, could turn into one of those epic knock-down drag-outs! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] B.O. Salyers vs. James "Head Like A Melon & Face Like A Collie" Melancholy Colley ? what a show! The only thing that could make this showdown any better would be those two facin' each other at the 50 yard line in a Chinky-Pen Shucking Contest at halftime! HOO-HA! Welp, time to pick the winner ? my prognostication has...
The Score: The Tiggers of Hayseed High "Dicko-Reds" ? 36 The TRIBE from Yon RESERVATION ? 34
The Ole Fightin' Collies take the best of breed in this one!
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Lord this guy{?} makes me feel so stupid every week ....laughing my @ss off at this computer. Gotta love the kitty though it's CUTE!!!
And for God sake I hope the Clintwood cheerleaders have a better sign than HERE KITTY KITTY. That sign is starting to sicken me.LOL
Did I read your burton/G.C. pick correctly? If so share your drug!!!! or leave it alone!!!
PV 34, Appalachia 14
Burton 35, Gate City 13
Lebanon 55, Northwood 0
Clintwood 42, Pound 18
VHS 24, Lee 22
Honaker 28, Tazewell 7
Castlewood 30, Coeburn 14
PV 42 Appalachia 12... Too much Mitchell, Pinkston, Lawson and defense.
Gate City 21 Burton 14... Raiders are a bit banged up and I'm not convinced that Jimbo will play his starters the entire game just to go 10-0.
Lebanon 42 Northwood 7...Musick gains over 200 yards easily.
Clintwood 35 Pound 7...Cats are the weakest team in the LPD.
Tazewell 28 Honaker 21...I'm not even sure if the Dawgs have won a game yet and I know Ball is a horse, but I'm picking the upset.
Castlewood 35 Coeburn 14...It's sad that the Knights can't even win in the Cumberland District.
Lee 28 Virginia High 21...Bearcats are soft. If the Generals just pound them all night with their big offensive line and big backs, they'll win easy.
PV_Rules is the man! I think I have seen that little feller before somewhere though???
Powell Valley - 40 Appalachia - 20
J.I. Burton - 26 Gate City - 17
Lebanon - 42 Northwood - 0
Clintwood - 60 Pound - 14
Lee High - 30 Virginia High - 8
Honaker - 28 Tazewell - 20
Castlewood - 36 Coeburn - 22