A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away.

The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her
shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the
Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be
buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."